Almanac E-newsletter – July 23 2021: Peanut, Lord North.
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Thanks to Sean Mortell in assisting in compiling the newsletter.
G’day Sportsfans
Sitting at my desk here in the Barossa, I feel like I’m in an Irish novel. I think dank is the term. I should ask Frank McCourt. Cold, wet winters are good for writing and reading, as are pandemics, as the lengthy list of pieces in this email suggests. Spirits are high for lots of reasons. Theo has harvested a whopping broccoli, from his Grade 8 Ag plot and after three days of eating it we’re not half way. And we have a new load of blue gum from Truro (made famous by Hayden Haitana and now Rick the Firewood Man).
Spirtis are especially high here because the rain started about six weeks ago and hasn’t stopped. Now we’re in a pattern where the deep lows sit in the Southern Ocean and the clockwise winds whirlpool onto south-eastern Australia and we seem to be right in the middle of it all. So the Barossa has had its wettest July on record already, and it’s only the 23rd. We’re supposed to get 15-35mm tomorrow and then more next week. (The footy between Tanunda and Angaston at Tanunda was suitably muddy last Saturday.)
After a few drought years (we’ve almost forgotten the tinder-dry continent the summer of the tragic bushfires – remember the Oakey Gold Club fairways?) and some lean Vintages in 2019 and 2020, this rain is great for the vignerons and winemakers, and the Valley generally, as the sub-moisture is restored. The Hills are Emerald-Isle green, so that now the cream-coloured houses stand out on the slopes, especially if spotlighted by the watery sun.
So it’s jigsaws and TV and home-schooling and Narkie (or Up and Down the River). The Festival of Television Sport has never been more celebrated. Fires lit. Footy into British Open into Tour de France into replays. This was a wonderful British Open, played at Royal St Georges near Sandwich in the south of England. It’s where G.Norman saluted in 1993. I was there, a guest of Peanut, Lord North, the thirteenth Earl of Guildford, who made many claims in the Shakespeare Inn around the corner from Mayfair (or was it Park Lane) in London the night I met him, at least three quarters of which were true (loosely). But I did spend the weekend with him and Gary ‘The Dog’ and Mishy and a party of characters who’d stepped straight out of an Evelyn Waugh novel. Actually the pub was in Kensington (he said, consulting his travel journal). But I felt even closer to this tournament than usual. It’s always better to have walked the course (rather than been thrown off it, as I was at Troon) and to know where the bunkers and rises and hollows and fences are.I wanted to go to all four days but we didn’t leave the row of cottages on the estate (he really was Lord North) until the Saturday. Especially, I wanted to see Jack Nicklaus but he missed the cut for the first time in 31 years. Seve still walked the earth like the super-being he was and I will never forget moments from that early morning (he was out of contention), one in particular when the collective whisper “Seve” at his tee shot to the sixth filled the natural amphitheatre with liturgical reverence. Twas a great day, even if the Poms (hankies on their heads to avert the 22-degree sun) followed Faldo like lemmings (carrying step-ladders which they’d brought with them on the train from London.) Ridiculously, we weren’t part of the tounament’s denouement because when Mishy woke up very late after a cavalier late-barbecue near the folly in the pheasant wood (not kidding) she announced “Let’s go to lunch”. Gary The Dog and I rolled our eyes and,as Norman was on the driving range, we were driving in a Range Rover heading in the totally opposite direction. “Oh Peanut, there’s a little Mexican place in Canterbury I’m told is simply divine!” she had said. “We must go, we must, we just must,” replied the 31 year old derivatives trader from Paris (who’d popped over for the weekend). You’re kidding. So I listened to the final strokes of that Open on the BBC somewhere on the M20. (I’ll write this story properly one day.)
Well, I’ve run out of time now. I need to get this email sent.
Anyway, the point I was making is that there’s been lots to watch on TV. And there’s heaps to read in the list below. Perhaps I should send an email every few days for a while to highlight some of the pieces. Because they deserve highlighting.
I will single out a couple of terrific memoir pieces now though – one piece by Allan Grant about being a six year old falling in love with sport in 1955. Another by Martin Flanagan about footy (and life) on the West Coast of Tasmania which is the intro to Gravel & Mud. (This anthology is also featured).
Those who compiled Gravel & Mud (Tony Newport et al) will be guests at the Hobart lunch on Friday July 30. Details are HERE. This lunch will definitely go ahead – even though the travelling Vics and Croweaters won’t get there. Farmer Bill Trethewie and the Tassie crew will still convene at the Ball and Chain in Salamanca Place.
The Gideon Haigh Almanac Lunch today was postponed. More on Gideon’s book The Brilliant Boy in the coming days. There’s plenty of interest in the subject Doc Evatt.
All the best to everyone around the nation. Or are we just a step closer to being six nations?
The Olympics start tonight. Who knows how that will play out. (You might find Andrew Starkie’s piece on Brisbane’s Olympic situation interesting – the link is below).
Go Cats
JTH
Richard Griffiths has slunk away from Hawthorn of the late `70s and finds a new footy home – with his brother at Queenscliff. Here’s his story of happy years with the Coutas. [Accommodation deal is a cracker – Ed]
Haiku Bob found similarities between the current Covid situation and the performance of Collingwood in Round 18.
Round 16 – Sydney v West Coast: An unfamiliar day at the footyCraig Dodson was champing at the bit to hit the highway down to Geelong. The days out don’t get much bigger for the generally more dour Swans, a source of real joy on a red and white family road trip.
Almanac Teams: Fifteen minutes of fame (1980- )Rodney Boyd’s team of more obscure Number 15s since 1980 contains an umpire and a federal court judge…be careful what you get up to around this side!
The Merger Trilogy: The Room Where It Happened
The ultimate fate of Fitzroy in the AFL was decided by a group of middle-aged men in suits at Punt Road Oval, as William Westerman recounts in this conclusion to his trilogy marking 25 years since the first (and hopefully only) merger in VFL/AFL history was confirmed.
Round 16 – Sydney v West Coast: A nice red and white rarityCaspar McLeod’s Swans took to an unfamiliar home ground this weekend – but true to form when in Geelong, Sydney showed they know how to use the ground well as they smashed the Eagles. What comes next is all up in the air in a topsy-turvy top eight!
Almanac Poetry: The Local Mayor Launches a Literary MagazineSome book and magazine launches can be ok; some excruciating. This week’s poem by Kevin Densley depicts an example of the latter. (Any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. Contains minor strong language.)
Round 16 – Hawthorn v Port Adelaide: Shaun Burgoyne’s 400thIt was a huge night for Shaun Burgoyne and his legion of fans – whether Port or Hawks people. Nick Kossatch reports.
Almanac Footy: Eight things I like about Freo
Citrus Bob Utber casts his maritime eye over the Freo Dockers.
Luke Radziminski took in the A League Grand Final and compiled this report of words and photos. [Includes a link to LR’s gallery – Ed]
Paul Ahern finds his opportunity knocking at the Northern Bullants
Daniel Kelly talks with Northern Bullants emerging leader Paul Ahern to discover his people’s background and his experiences in both the AFL and the VFL.
Round 16 – Gold Coast v Richmond: Ninth again?
Dan Hoban was very confident going in to the Tiges game against the Suns but what he observed has made him think his Tiges are in danger of finishing ninth again.
Almanac (Country) Footy and World Records: Yeppoon Swans’ one hundred winning A Grade games in a row
This is a remarkable feat from a bush footy club in Queensland. [Well done to the mighty Yeppoon Swans – Ed]
Round 16 – Gold Coast v Richmond: The crashing of the seats
Tiger John Green was just recovering from his Tigers loss to St Kilda and thought an easy win against the Suns would be further tonic. That’s not how it turned out.
Almanac Footy: The Geelong Ruck Crisis
Deakin Uni student Chris Mangos considers the question that has frustrated Geelong supporters for years: who should play in the ruck?
Almanac Memoir (and Music): The Last Time
In this Friday’s piece, KD looks at ‘last times’, both personal and those more broadly historical in nature.
Almanac Music: Wantok Musik Newsletter
Check out the latest newsletter from Wantok Musik including details of Kutcha Edwards’ new album release, as well as information about other notable performers from the label.
Almanac (Footy) Art and History: 1904 VFL Grand Final: Fitzroy v Carlton
DJ Williams continues his series of articles combining art and football history. This time he covers the 1904 Grand Final between Fitzroy and Carlton.
Almanac Local Footy: Northern Bullants give ex-VFL affiliates the Blues
Daniel Kelly took great delight in watching the Northern Bullants record their first win of the 2021 season – all the more so because it came against Carlton!
The Demons – Steven and Billy Stretch – Part 1
Steven Stretch was a skinny kid who became a quality AFL player for the Melbourne Football Club during their strong late 80s era. Matt Watson provides this profile of a great career. (Epic! – Ed.)
Round 15 – Richmond v St Kilda: An upset as records rewritten
After their loss the previous week, Yoshi wasn’t confident as the Saints took on the Tigers at the G. By night’s end, our correspondent from Japan was counting a series of new records.
The Merger Trilogy: On the Frontier
William Westerman continues to chart the story that saw the Fitzroy Football Club merge with the then Brisbane Bears to become the Brisbane Lions.
Almanac History: Music, sport and the footy in July 1971
Glen! takes us back 50 years to remember the music, the tennis and the footy from July 1971.
Almanac Rugby League – NRL Round 16: Top of the pile battles
A couple of top of the table clashes highlight this weekend Round 16 of the NRL. We offer Ian Hauser’s prognosis.
‘Josh negotiates the obstacles on his footy journey…’ by KB Hill
KB Hill charts the setbacks endured by Josh Newton and his determination to fight back every time.
Almanac Footy Writing: The VFL is restored to its former glory!
Covid chaos? Not so, says Wippet, as he illustrates how the mass exodus of AFL teams to Victoria may actually be a blessing in disguise for the (rightful) resumption of the VFL competition.
Round 16 – Sal’s Preview: Going the early crow
Sal is back to rescue you from your tipping woes ahead of a crackerjack, Covid-affected Round 16.
Geelong’s Record Run – Round 2, 1953: Footscray v Geelong – a blue and white blizzard.
Geelong dominated an undermanned Footscray to consolidate a flying start to the 1953 season. Peter Clark continues his series on Geelong’s undefeated run.
Round 16 – AFL 2021 Footy Fixture: Who, where, and when
The AFL 2021 Footy Fixture for Round 16 is available and updated with changes made due to Covid 19. Find out where, when, and who your team plays this round.
Almanac (Local) Footy: Ainslie Women’s Division 2 – Round 2
At Kingston Oval, Canberra, Declan Kerlett was on hand to see Ainslie defeated by Eastlake.
Almanac Book Launch: ‘And Bring the Darkness Home: The Tony Dell Story’
The Governor-General of Australia, David Hurley AC, DSC, FTSE, will launch ‘And Bring the Darkness Home: The Tony Dell Story’ by Greg Milam on Friday 27 August 2021. Full details are in this post.
Almanac Life: Tony Dell – Soldier in a Baggy Green finds peace at last
Ron Reed discusses Tony Dell’s short Test career sadly thwarted by PTS, a consequence of his tour of duty as a conscript in the Vietnam War. Unknowingly Tony suffered from PTS for four decades until his recent recovery which is told in a forthcoming book, ‘And Bring The Darkness Home: The Tony Dell Story’ by Greg Milam.
‘Jake Lever Leaving’, a poem from Damian Balassone, reflects the despair when a favourite footballer leaves the club.
Almanac (Country) Golf: Bridgewater on Loddon in the 1970s and today
Mark Poustie once roamed the greens of Bridgewater on Loddon (just outside Bendigo) with great frequency. He recalls a different time with pigs and semi-trailers as hazards…though the green fees remain a steal!
Almanac Music: Americana – Whitney Rose ‘Believe me, Angela’
Col Ritchie has been a huge fan of Americana music for many years. One of his new favourite artists of the genre is Whitney Rose. Check her out, she is fabulous!
Almanac Poetry: ‘The Irish Girl’ Part 1 – Tommy Mallet
Tommy Mallet has written an epic poem in three major parts telling the tale of a relationship and all its many vicissitudes. Enjoy Part 1 of ‘The Irish Girl’. [Editor’s warning: mature themes are contained in the poem]
Cam Hooke’s Collingwood Life: Round 15 Review and Round 16 Preview
Cam Hooke is very disappointed with Collingwood’s loss against the Dockers but is confident they can atone for themselves in their Round 16 match against St Kilda.
The Merger Trilogy: A Man Walked Into a Bar
It was 25 years ago that one of the most significant and earth-shaking events in the VFL/AFL’s 124 year history took place. William Westerman (author of ‘Merger’) has a three-part series on the machinations around Fitzroy’s path from proud original club to subject of administration and economic rationalisation. This is the first part of the trilogy.
Round 15 – Collingwood v Fremantle: Late season reset almost works (Floreat Pica Society)
Despite the loss, Floreat Pica Society stalwart Dave Nadel sees positive signs in Collingwood’s first outing under interim coach Robert Harvey.
This week’s poem from Kevin Densley is about childhood, beauty and loss.
Almanac Teams: Fifteen love (1980- )
For the second number running, there is leadership in spades for Rodney Boyd’s side with a singular talent relied upon to control the forward line. Who would win a clash between the Number 14 and 15 sides?
Almanac Rugby League – State of Origin Game II: Speed kills, skills thrill!
Almanac editors Sean Mortell and Ian Hauser offer their thoughts on Game 2 of the 2021 rugby league State of Origin series. It’s a tough year for the Canetoads.
Round 15 – Port Adelaide v Sydney: A-Mayes-ing win in birthday twin wins
On his birthday weekend, Nick Kossatch didn’t get to see his local BITS Saints secure a top four spot, but he was able to witness the Power rally to produce a heart-stopping win over the valiant Sydney Swans.
Round 15 – Richmond v St. Kilda: Saints find their mojo against tired Tigers
Braham Dabscheck woke up on Friday feeling confident about a St Kilda upset win over the Tigers. But what he got even blew his lofty expectations away in a stunning MCG victory for the Saints.
Almanac Rugby League – Women’s State of Origin 2021: Gritty, not pretty
It was gritty, not pretty as the Queensland Maroons defended their women’s rugby league State of Origin title at Sunshine Coast Stadium.
Round 15 – Brisbane v Geelong: Cats could learn from the Black Caps
Citrus Bob Utber thought he was heading for a heart attack watching Geelong’s woeful performance in their Round 15 match against Brisbane.
Almanac Life: Riesling Trail Ramblings
Rambling The Riesling Trail on their e-bikes, Mickey Randall and Claire partake in the leisurely pleasures of wine tasting and pub meals along the way.
Almanac Netball: The 400 game netballing sisters from Kapunda
Two sisters, Tabatha MacKenzie and Penny Chappell (of the famous Ryan clan of Kapunda) have achieved an amazing milestone in their career, both playing 400 games for the Kapunda Netball Club.
Almanac Cricket: Black Caps can teach us a lot
Bob Utber was delighted to sit up half the night watching a great contest of cricket with a wonderful win by NZ over India in their ICC World Cricket Championship match in the UK.
Almanac Fashion: Colac ‘Ready-To-Wear’
This week, in his regular Friday column, KD discusses his idea for a new fashion line, mainly inspired by Colac and Picasso.
Almanac Life: Buses, Trains and Automobiles
It wasn’t quite as adventurous as the journey Steve Martin and John Candy took in the film ‘Planes, Trains and Automobiles’, but Smokie’s trip was memorable nonetheless.
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