The Frog and The Footy

Mickey Randall yearns for a dear old Adelaide red wine winter.

AFL Round 6 – The View from Shepparton: Look a bit deeper, Vossy

Voss said: “ Our first quarters are letting us down tremendously” Err, well yes that is true but I think that we need a somewhat deeper analysis than that.

WAFL – Round 8: Slick, Dick show in Falcon Shark shootout

IT was the kind of game coaches hate and spectators love at East Fremantle Oval. The Sharks and Falcons kicked 45.11 between them confusing all sorts of arguments about negative footy and how modern players can’t kick for goal.

AFL Round 6: Winners and Losers

The first rule of Round Six is don’t talk about Round Six. Not because we don’t want anyone to know about it, but because you didn’t even need to witness it to know what happened for 90 per cent of it.

AFL Round 6 – West Coast v Western Bulldogs: Nobody, Nothing and NicNait

The contest reminded Peter Baulderstone of a Bill Collins race call from the 1970’s when two gallopers called Nobody and Nothing were both running around in Melbourne.

AFL Round 6 – Adelaide v Hawthorn: Sunday Mail Back Page

Hot off the press!

AFL Round 6 – Richmond v Geelong: Second v First

When you have genuine feelings for your second favourite team, how does it feel when they come up against your favourite?

AFL Round 6 – Essendon v GWS Giants: Bring Back Kyle Reimers

With the Bombers down at half=time, the Essendon faithful asked: Who would be our Reimers today? Which fringe player would break out and deliver the expected win?

EPL: Barnsley by the skin of their teeth

It’s been a nerve wracking, nail biting month for Barnsley supporters as they battle to stay in the Championship division of UK football.

AFL Round 6 – Richmond v Geelong: The cave of no return

With a nod to the D-Generation’s Satanic Sketches, Saturday night was the cave of no return for the Tigers.

VAFA: Fitzroy at Glenhuntley

Fitzroy fan Phill Hill is discontented. This B grade is our winter of discontent. Last year was a “glorious summer”.

We didn’t start the ire

Jeff Dowsing’s little ditty on the state of footy (with apologies to Billy Joel).

AFL Round 6 – Collingwood v St.Kilda: Pies prevail over sinking Saints but no splash

These teams aren’t quite what they were, and will need to learn to swim better and faster if they want to be competitive with the best.

AFL Round 6 – Collingwood v St Kilda: Homebody’s neighbourly duty brings him into the world of the tweet

“As I ease through the back door,” writes E. Regnans, “I immediately clock that my aforementioned life partner is wearing her flannelette pyjamas and it’s not yet 6.30pm. That’s a solid claim to home base.”

AFL Round 6 – Collingwood v St.Kilda: For the love of Bucks

Dannielle Eid has a message for all Collingwood supporters: Leave Bucks alone!

AFL Round 5 – Fremantle v Richmond: A desperate history

Richmond and Fremantle share a particular and desperate history, writes Fremantle fan David Zampatti. One club was set up to be a joke; the other has become one over a horrible thirty years.

Crio’s Racing: No overcoat needed in the heat of the Warrnambool moment

Hard-nosed racing man Crio is happy to confess that the ‘Bool gets a hold of him. And here are some of his thoughts on racing around the country.

Yabber (from the cheap seats)

Trucker Slim has turned himself into Yabber (from the cheap seats). Here he uses statistical theory (as practised in licensed premises) on free kicks, the spudliness of Firrito in comparison to the warriorness of Buddy, and the descent of North supporters into a circa-90s Geelong malaise. And finishes with some thoughts on the paradox of sleep.

AFL Round 6: Mind Your Language!

Another week with a myriad of discussion pointsbut the one to take my ear is the introduction of other language to footy vernacular. I was horrified to hear Damian Hawdwick refer Jack Riewoldt as a striker!

Lacrosse Under 18 National Championships

Sam Pang has been heard to describe netball as “basketball with all the good bits taken out”. Lacrosse is like hockey, but with a lot of good bits thrown in.