Melbourne Premier Cricket: And the winner is…Footscray!

Mic Rees loved every minute of the Premier Cricket Grand Final.

If you’re having footy problems I feel bad for you son, I got 14 problems but Mick ain’t one

Something is happening here, but you don’t know what it is, do you – Mr Curtain? Or Mr Malthouse? Mr Roos? Mr Demetriou? Sean asks for directions home.

AFL Round 3 Fearless Review: The Grand Final rematch that wasn’t.

Fearless gives his wrap-up of what Round 3 had to offer.

Dear Carlton

In a letter to her beloved Carlton, Barb Smith tells her team it needs to shape up if their relationship is to be saved.

Jack Clancy: man of substance

Ray Wilson’s tribute to Jack Clancy who was involved with the Melbourne Uni Blacks for six decades. Jack Clancy, Ray says, had a profound influence on so many people.

Jack Clancy 1934-2014

Jack Clancy – footballer, philosopher, writer, teacher, bon vivant – was one of the characters of Melbourne life. John Timlin (no slouch himself) spoke at the recent celebration of Jack’s life.

AFL Round 3: The 2014 ‘Mopsy’ Fraser Cup

Earl O’Neill’s entertaining review penned from his Sydney digs (while listening to Cole Porter).

Top 100 World Cup Moments (From the Aussie P.O.V.): 67-Kuwait Tries To Run The World Cup…Just For One Day (1982)

In the days when Kuwait was a soccer force in Asia, their very own Mr Sport tries to run their match against France – from the grandstand, then the sideline, then wherever he can.

AFL Round 3 – North Melbourne v Port Adelaide: I deserved a win

Matt Watson reveals how his selfless fortnight of chores and charitable works has been a driving force behind the Kangaroos form turnaround. (WARNING FOR WIVES – This is NOT a precedent – Ed.)

AFL Round 3 – Western Bulldogs: Happy Days Are Here Again…My Liege!

These days are ours, writes Neil Anderson. Or the Bulldogs at least.

Ventilator Blues

They say an addict can never recover until they confess to having a problem. Carlton is the bloated archetype of a Hollywood star that checks out after three nights at Betty Ford, claiming to have seen the light.

AFL Round 3 – GWS v Melbourne: I’ll Take Ugly

Being an Auskick half-time umpire means you miss plenty of the game. But in this case it didn’t matter much. It was an ugly match, but Steve Duffy will take ugly any day of the week if there is four points at the end of it.

WAFL: Leederville co-tenants looking the goods

East Perth finally convince but Peel can’t take a trick as the WAFL continues. Les Everett wraps up Round 3.

AFL Round 3 – North Melbourne v Port Adelaide: No Pudding for Dennis

Neutral Craig Dodson enjoys a competitive game of footy – and Dennis.

AFL Round 3: Collingwood v Geelong – Midnight’s Children (avoid sperectomy)

David Wilson (aka EiiR) reveals the secrets of his wondrous imagination, and why magic (not realism) is the preference of Collingwood supporters everywhere.

Sunday night football: no way!

Rod Oaten loves the Bombers, but he ain’t going nowhere on Sunday nights.

AFL Round 3 – The Wrap: We’re the Tigers of old, how easily we fold

The Wrap has his finger on the pulse. He’s on to Jellymont House, and he has a warning for those there who grind the sausage machine. People won’t hang around for expensive snags full of cereal powder.

AFL Round 2 – Collingwood v Geelong: Haiku Bob – Down to the Wire

Haiku Bob ponders another losing performance.

AFL Round 3 : Essendon v Carlton – Rantings from a sugar high

A. Else loves Sunday night footy. With a sprinkling of ‘just desserts’ and ‘sour grapes’ served for afters all along Lygon Street. [Litza and What Else should hire a barn and put on a show, with Tony Robb growling, stage left – Ed]

Top 100 World Cup Moments (From the Aussie P.O.V.): 68-Sir Alex and His Scots Deny Arok and His Aussies (1985)

Dennis Gedling tells how Australia under Frank Arok had built a better team and campaign in 1985. They fell at the last hurdle against a Scottish side managed by an unknown (!) Alex Ferguson!!