Dad Jokes, Geelong Cats and Footy Talk

Anna Pavlou, on her Dad, his jokes, and their world of [Geelong] football.

Anthony Rock could’ve been rolled

Matt Watson remembers a sliding-doors moment for a young Anthony Rock (and for himself). Let us give thanks for prudent behaviours.

Icey poles and Carlton Cold: the hospitality of a Wiligi Swan

Brian Corcoran and his family journey from leafy Buckinghamshire to remote Arnhem Land to take in the spirit of the land, and meet Reuben Cooper, a man who embodies both aboriginal royalty and footy royalty. (A wonderfully uplifting read – Ed.)

AFL International Cup – Weekend Fixtures and Match Review

The AFL International Cup is in full swing, with matches on Saturday, semi finals on Tuesday and the final as curtain raiser to the Hawks – Cats blockbuster. All the links, fixtures and Stephen Alomes’ witty review of the Canada v USA Liberty clash are here.

AFL Round 21 – The Pre-Wrap for the Philosophical Marngrook Follower

He’s back. You’ll know it’s not crap, because you’ll read all the good oil in the Pre Wrap for Round 21. Months under grey skies has not dimmed the great man’s wit and insight (and little Jimmy Twoshoes cops a few on the way past).

Mathematicus Petticus

John KIngsmill straightens out a critic, he thinks. [Mathematicians please sort this out. We want x,y and pi involved on the page – Ed]

SANFL Round 16 – Nostalgia be damned

Dave Brown takes us through Round 16 of the SANFL, via a non-nostalgic look at SA footy in 1990.

And the big men fly in Dubai, Dalian and Delhi: the international dimensions of Aussie Rules Football

Economist (and footy fan) Tim Harcourt outlines the reasons behind Aussie Rules going global.

Dave Warner’s State of Origin method

Dave Warner picks a side from each of the states, and calls for an opportunity for them to line up on each other. ANZAC Day perhaps?

The Mirror Has Two Faces … But the coin the wilfully blind are flipping tells a different tale.

James Hird v the AFL. Selfishness by Hird? Thuggish application of standover tactics by the AFL? Gregor Lewis gives his view of the court proceedings currently taking place.

For Justice John Middleton’s Consideration: AFL On-Field Injustices – Real and Perceived

Conspiracies? Andrew Else re-considers some pivotal moments, and calls for justice. (John Middleton, please get involved)

Shark attack: a tale

Out-of-form gun recruit Joey Loveless had a problem. A big problem. A big problem that wouldn’t go away. Matt Zurbo tells the tale.

Life after Lenny

Saints fan Megan Sloley pays tribute to Lenny Hayes and pens possibly the best line of prose you might read today: “I cry when your eyes are bruised like violets on the football field”.

Footy: a soundtrack to our lives

For Joe Moore a world without music would be the equivalent of a world without football. Joe joins some dots, via Tex Walker, Bon Jovi, Dermie, Twisted Sister, Bob Murphy, Al Green, The Temper Trap and more.

Essendon and Hird v ASADA and AFL – Day 1: James Hird channels Macbeth in a staggering display of selfishness

Sean Curtain sees parallels between the Hird/Essendon/ASADA Federal Court case and the selfishness of Macbeth. He also sees that the court actioon is a bit like saying that whatever evidence you found when you searched my house that could convict me is inadmissible because your search warrant was wrong.

Bounce of the ball. Straight up as a die. It’s a skill under-appreciated. It’s a wonder we don’t sigh

‘Mongrel dog from the bush’ shares some insights into what goes through an umpire’s mind.

On the Geoff Pryor evening in Canberra

Cameron J. Hooke [now there’s a writer’s name – Ed] sends an email to a few footy types each week. Cam, a Magpie through and through, was at Manning Clark House to take part in the Geoff Pryor event. These are some of his observations of the night and of the footy weekend, as sent in his weekly missive.

Hopeless on the punt – Fools Die

Fortune doth favour the brave… to the tune of about 18 bucks.

Unheralded McBean a key to the Tigers’ future

The Tigers are dreaming this weekend. Jackson Clark gives them more to fantasise about with an introduction to emerging key forward Liam McBean, who is playing in their VFL side.

Adelaide University Blacks FC: Jerk reaches 500 games!

This Saturday (August 16th) sees Adelaide University Blacks FC stalwart Darren “The Jerk” Graetz play his 500th game for the club. Malcolm “Rulebook” Ashwood pays tribute to the gregarious figure, join him with your praise