Round 12 – St Kilda v Carlton: Everything worked as it should

Encountering Etihad’s ticketing procedures, John Butler experienced the “everything is working normally” process, and the problem is all of his own doing.

Round 10 – Carlton v Geelong: Who Is This Team?

John Butler adopts Carlton’s new mantra: the journey will be long, so no point getting too high, or too low.

Round 10 – Carlton v Geelong: If Shakespeare were a Cats fan

The Bard is back! Dips eyesight must either be the one sense that’s not working, or else it’s the only one that’s working right.

Round 10 – Carlton v Geelong: Thanks Bolts

djlitsa is enjoying his footy again, partly because Carlton is winning more. Big thanks to Bolts for his refreshing outlook.

Round 9 – North Melbourne v Carlton: Murphy’s law

With a dearth of marking forwards, and a neophyte ruckman, Peter Fuller writes Carlton were always going to struggle against North.

North Melbourne v Carlton: Round 9 ancient history

Remembering Round 9 1978, Ironmike feels a sense of history repeating itself as the Kangas prepare for the Blues.

Round 7 – Collingwood v Carlton: I Hate Footy

For Luke Reynolds, his sporting passion comes in black and white, Collingwood and Newcastle United fan and neither are delivering the goods.

Round 6 – Carlton v Essendon: At the G

On Sunday Rob Oaten witnessed the worst two and a half quarters of football he had ever seen, then had to front the Carlton Four.

Round 6 – Carlton v Essendon: Who stinks less

We might be s#@t but we are a better class of s^%t than Essendon

Round 2 – Carlton v Sydney: Love You. Miss You: Emotional Messages en route to Etihad Stadium

Jan travelled down the Hume in a journey full of sentiment and a successful Swans against the Blues.

Round 2 – Carlton v Sydney: Brighton Diggins Cup

Keiran Croker sees the Sydney Swans greater depth and maturity tell over the younger Blues

Round 2 – Carlton v Sydney: A win for the ages

Ross Treverton remembers when a win against the Blues was a surprise rather than an expectation

AFL Round One Performance Reviews

A concise review of Round One performances by Trevor Kannegiesser

Round 1 Preview – Stadium Insanium!

Sal questions the Stadium, Mick and runs a line through round ones hopefuls

NAB Challenge – Carlton vs Essendon: B Jet

Yoshi takes some time out at work to give his view on the Bombers win over the Blues and the efforts of ex Saint Brendon Goddard.

Banner Matters

Alex Darling gives us a look at the behind-the-scenes world of the Carlton Cheer Squad as it prepares the banner for Mick Malthouse’s record breaker.

Where to from here because it’s time to cut the crap!

Don’t step back, step right into it with a clear idea of the most important trait in football: enthusiasm. That’s Jill Scanlon’s advice for New Carlton in the 14 weeks they have left of the 2015 season.

Old Carlton vs the New: will there be any changes?

Mark LeGiodice and Steven Trigg have promised Carlton fans a strong rebuild leading to a bright future… but will they be able to walk the perilous tightrope and avoid the long damnations of history? Fooz Pietersen investigates.

Round 3 – Carlton v Essendon: The Nothing

Jerry Rinse confronts mortality, irrelevance, nothingness… Such is the lot of a Carlton supporter after Round 3.

The twenty year old canoeist

Jerry Rinse outlines his plan of attack for the Blues as they head into next weekend’s clash with arch-rival Essendon.