AFL Round 18 – Fremantle v Adelaide: Slinki Malinki and the tattered, battered, scattered Crows

Ben Footner juggles life’s important things and finds some interesting connections between football and (kids’) literature.

AFL Round 18 – Melbourne v North Melbourne: A funny thing happened

The final siren couldn’t come quickly enough for the Demon faithful when they played North. Hopefully the light at the end of the tunnel is nearing visibility for their fans, writes Paul Thomson.

AFL Round 18 – Melbourne vs North Melbourne: The Lamentations of Veryhard Stadium

Testing her newfound knowledge of how to tell the signs of a heart attack, Rosemary Clerehan has to turn to the Lamentations of Job to properly express her feelings at watching her Demons play.

AFL Round 19 – Preview: North’s Grand Final?

John Harms thinks the brothers’ clash will be tight.

AFL Round 18 – Western Bulldogs v West Coast: Sons of the Scray fight back

To be 20 points in front with five minutes to go was bliss for Bulldog supporter Neil Anderson, who has witnessed the Eagles bully his boys far too much over the past 20 years.

Big Ifs and Other Dreams

Sydney, Geelong and Hawthorn are the triumvirate that the premiership seems destined to come from. Ordinarily there is folly in accepting that hypothesis this far out from finals action…but this season feels bereft of challengers to the trinity.

AFL Round 18 – Collingwood v GWS: Where are all the Giants supporters, Dad?

Terry Chapman travelled to the MCG so his son could watch the Pies, but was glad to see Sheedy stroll across the G as a coach for the last time. He likes what he sees about the Giants, too.

AFL Round 18: Winners and Losers

It looks like it’s down to Port Adelaide and Carlton for that final spot (though, the way Collingwood are going they both might make it). A look at their run home paints an intriguing picture.

AFL Round 18 – Review: The 2013 ‘Mopsy’ Fraser Cup

The Contenders are getting away. Take a look at the ladder, they sit in the top three positions. Check percentage, there’s 12 points between third and fourth.

Lost Dog

Yvette Wroby’s brother-in-law, Jon Hilton, a huge Bulldogs supporter, passed away on Saturday following a short battle with cancer. Yvette attended the Bulldogs-West Coast match the following day with Jon’s wife, Denise, hoping for a win. Thank you, Bulldogs.

AFL Round 18 – Sydney vs Richmond : Yellow and hack

Richmond copped it from the crowd on the weekend, primarily those dressed in Yellow and Black. Earl O’Neill was there.

AFL Round 18 – Essendon v Hawthorn: I don’t hate Hawthorn

Essendon’s ability to play the opposition’s key forwards into form didn’t help their cause on Friday night, writes Katie Lambeski.

AFL Round 18 – Geelong v St.Kilda: Kardinia Park – A bridge too far

Scott Rankin was thrilled – his Saints were playing at Kardinia Park. He had seen them win at every suburban ground except Geelong. The scene was set, all the Saints had to do was bring their best….

The F Word – The race to the top 8

Cobba Stevens reckons it’s mathematically possible for Gold Coast to make the finals. Now we’ve all paused to contemplate and dismiss this possibility…where will your team end up heading into September? Statistics tell all. Also, Cobba wraps up the stats on another sad week for Melbourne, and checks out the history of first vs second.

AFL Round 18 – Review: Drugs, Borat and Homer Simpson

Stuart O’Grady gets it wrong; GWS meets Borat; and the Dogs take a scalp. It’s the week in review with Paul Thomson.

AFL Round 18 – Port Adelaide v Brisbane: A win but lost respect

John Proeve was happy with Port’s efforts on the field, but disgusted with the lack of respect they showed to their young fans.

AFL Round 18 – Sydney v Richmond: White bags a Tiger

Shhhh, the boys from Sydney are hunting tigers.

AFL Round 18 – Gold Coast v Carlton: “To tag or not to tag – that is the question”

A week after Nathan Buckley decided to let Ablett roam free, Mick Malthouse sends a tag to Ablett and the Blues take the points.

AFL Round 18 – Geelong v St.Kilda: Dear God, I think Podsiadly has you covered

Saturday night’s game bought back many memories for Stephen Cooke – Barry Mitchell’s mute friend, the 2009 Grand Final, and Gary Ablett’s towering mark from 1989.

AFL Round 18 – Sydney v Richmond: Persecution and Richmond

Persecution and Richmond go hand in hand, writes Cheryl Critchley.