2013 – A Season in Song – Round 2 – Ponchos

Relive Round 2 with Mark Schwerdt and his (sadly unsuccessful) Coodabeen song offerings, including the ever-popular topic of the Docklands roof.

Crio’s Question : The Grand Annual Purge?

Crio reckons its time for your annual purge of all the toxins, waste and blubber (should that be blabber?) in sport. Time to let it all out Knackers, so those wankers can be better people in 2014.

Christmas Bon Bons

A meditation from Peter Baulderstone on the meaning of tolerance, community, acceptance and Christmas/Festivus.

Five players back on the scene

Jackson Clark looks at five footballers on the comeback trail and anticipates they will be influential again – once their injury issues are resolved.

Melbourne Test – Day 4: Are England St Kilda or North Melbourne?

Sean Curtain thinks that England are North Melbourne; Australia are Port; Boof is Ken Hinkley; KP is Clint Jones; and he is Caroline Wilson. Dwarves and Mrs Curtain should beware.

Melbourne Test – Day 3 : Is that what KP would do?

Mick Jeffrey asks the English batting lineup “what would Kevin Pietersen do?” Perhaps “what would Jesus do” is the right question?

2013 – A Season in Song – Round 1

In 2013 Mark Schwerdt decided to have a go at contributing footy songs to the Coodabeen Champions – and nailed it first round. Relive the glory of the “Dees of Old”.

Melbourne Test – Day 3: el león y el bigote (the Lyon and the Moustache)

Our equine correspondent Clarrie Grimmett accompanies E.Regnans (aka David Wilson) at a day of fluctuating temperatures and fortunes at the MCG.

A West Indian team, from Sub Continental origins

Glen picks his best West Indian team of players with sub continent origins, notwithstanding the problem in the fast bowling ranks. What do you reckon?

Melbourne Test – Day 2: Think.

Rulebook Ashwood, with his trademark analysis, wonders about the thinking of many involved in the administering tha game and playing in this Boxing Day Test.

Melbourne Test – Day 2: Down from the bush

Luke Reynolds has the quintessential down-from-the-bush cricket experience.

Melbourne Test – Day 2: In Twitter We Trust (?)

The contemporary MCC Members Test match experience: stuck in the Percy Beames Bar with TV on and Twitter chirping away.

Melbourne Test – Day 2: Someone woke up the Barmies

Mick Jeffery is on tour from Capricornia again and takes a Herbert-eye to the second day’s play.

Crio’s racing: A quaddy and a liver in need of supplements

Tthe weeks don’t so much “end” as roll in to each other at this time of the year, but there’s another full round of races to be run and a last chance for a metrop “get out” for the calendar year.

Melbourne Test – Boxing Day: The Day Unfolds. Christmas Pudding Settles.

The fragility of England sits in stark contrast to the relentlessness of the Australian attack, writes Dips O’Donnell.

Melbourne Test – Boxing Day: Clarke hands back the momentum

Raj Singh can’t believe the Australian skipper inserted the Englishmen.

Melbourne Test – Boxing Day: Swanny, Spandau Ballet and Spotted Dick

More colourful stuff from our Singapore correspondent, Mickey Randall as he wonders which Swan(n) has retired?

The Year of Un-innocence

Peter Baulderstone shares a review of 2013 in sport from Brian Phillips at the US website ‘Grantland’. Cynicism and naivety are the staples of sports fans globally. Enjoy.

Drop us a holiday line about cricket and leftovers from wherever you are

G’daySportsfans Very keen to hear how you are experiencing Boxing Day, where, who with, what the leftovers are, how you are taking in the cricket. This could develop into a national profile. (Send a photo)   Cheers JTH

Happy Christmas from the Newell

John Harms makes his annual pilgrimage north along the Newell Highway.