AFL Round 7 – Haiku Bob: under the empty seats

This week’s Floreat Pica report is by Haiku Bob, who offers his unique interpretation of the old rivals’ clash.

‘The Billy That Died With Its Boots On’ and Other Australian Verse

After nearly 25 years in the making, Stephen Whiteside’s book of children’s poetry is in the shops. What happens in “The Saucing of the Pies” ?

The Rainbow Quest

Stephen Whiteside’s poetic tribute to the late Pete Seeger.

Australian Dreaming

Stephen Whiteside shares his winning poem from the Sydney Bush Music Club “Song, Tune and Poetry Competition.”

AFL Round 6 – Haiku Bob: distant rumble

Haiku Bob reflects on the ANZAC Day clash at the MCG.

AFL Round 5 – Collingwood v North Melbourne: in sun or shade

Collingwood in the autumn but looking very spring.

Round 4 – Richmond v Collingwood: Haiku Bob – among the flotsam

Haiku Bob on Friday night’s rain-soaked game

Variations on a Theme

Steve Duffy fills us in on the finer points of poetry – footy style. Has Haiku Bob found a match?

AFL Round 2 – Collingwood v Geelong: Haiku Bob – Down to the Wire

Haiku Bob ponders another losing performance.

AFL Round 2 – Sydney v Collingwood: an extra second

It’s all Pendlebury; all Collingwood.

haiku bob – bits and pieces

Haiku Bob was in Melbourne (from Sweden) to submit his thesis on the history of Australian haiku. He is caught in a bidding war between the producers of My Kitchen Rules and Biggest Loser for the rights to the mini-series. He also went to Docklands to see his beloved Pies on Friday night.

The last ball of the last Test

Vin Maskell with the ultimate metaphor.

Poetry: The fake green grass of home

The future is fake. Or is it? Vin Maskell is moved to verse again.

What do you want on your Toast?

A summer-time treat from the Almanac’s artist-in-residence Kate Birrell. A tasty treat. Pretty as a picture.

Poetry: The first ball of the first Test

Vin Maskell offers some blank verse that touches on something elemental in first encounters of all kinds.

How to play Cricket

Young Fraser Sutherland shares a poem that beautifully captures the temperament of the bowler.

AFL Grand Final Haiku – Hospital Kick

Here is the result of the first real-time global footy haiku kukai thanks to its convenor Haiku Bob. (Classic – ed)

Poetry: The Brownlowest Night of My Life

Paul Molloy makes his Almanac debut with a narrative poem about footy and love.

AFL Finals Week 1 – Collingwood v Port Adelaide (Haiku Bob): when blossoms fall

Haiku Bob on the elimination final.

AFL Round 23 – Collingwood v North Melbourne (Haiku Bob): The softest of frees

Haiku Bob on Round 23.