AFL Round 3 – Collingwood v Hawthorn: The Big Palooka

Hodge roams like John Wayne; a steady hand over the herd. Now ride for El Dorado… or Launceston.

AFL Round 3 – Richmond v Western Bulldogs: The Audacity of Hope

The title and phrase of Obama’s second autobiography has never spoken more vividly to Richmond fan Michael Allan than right now.

AFL Round 3 – GWS v St Kilda: Under the Canberra lights tonight

Fans of The Church and The Saints, sing along to Kath Presdee’s up tempo match report.

Stairs are for climbing

Text message received April 14th 2:48pm: “4 Richmond fans just explained to a Dogs fan, whilst the Tigers lead by 49, that this match is far from over. We’re a pessimistic bunch!”

A Haiku in 18 parts

Something for all supporters in Jeff Dowsing’s haiku debut.

Blood line supporter

After all that’s happened, what does it take to make a Melbourne supporter finally snap? Matt Watson found out.

AFL Round 3 – Richmond v Western Bulldogs: A yellow and black symphony

John Green, who once endorsed his students’ right to heckle the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra, experienced the Tigers match in four different movements on Sunday.

AFL Round 3 – Collingwood v Hawthorn: Two outta three ain’t bad

On a dark and gloomy September 2011 day, this song bought pain and suffering to us all in the pre-match “entertainment” and so it springs to mind after a dark and gloomy loss today

US Masters: Shaking the ‘Simpson’ gene

Sport has a knack of producing moments that make you smile uncontrollably; that putt on 18 has rocketed to the top of my list.

AFL Round 3 – North Melbourne v Sydney: ‘Appy about a win

Swans fan Tom Bally would resist all temptation to check his phone for an update on Saturday, preferring to watch the recorded version later. Well, that was the plan.

Almanac Rugby League – Book Review: The Rugby League Almanac – You hate us, we love it.

Joseph Ryan is a Melbourne-based Melbourne Storm fan.

He makes some astute observations about some of the writing on Melbourne Storm matches in The Rugby League Almanac.

AFL Round 3 – Richmond v Western Bulldogs: Sophie’s Choice

Neil Anderson wants to join the Tigers on their wild ride but he knows his Bulldogs need him more than ever.

AFL Round 3 – Collingwood v Hawthorn: Coutas Saturday, Pies Sunday

The Pies need to show more discipline in defence if they want to go all the way, writes Dave Nadel.

AFL Round 3 – GWS Giants v St.Kilda: The Giants are a bowl of soup

Superb analysis by Aidan Bruce, showing his dad, West Coast Dave and a fair proportion of the footy community, that over-analysis is overrated.

AFL Round 3 – Geelong v Carlton: It’s a family thing

Family and football is a good combination, even when it involves Carlton, writes Stephen Cooke.

AFL Round 3 – Melbourne v West Coast: Eagles start season 10 quarters late

There are a few games every year where you can tick off – with some degree of confidence – the following: a.) a blow-out; b.) not one highlight for the 2013 show reel and c.) a one-tenth-filled stadium. Saturday’s clash had promised to live up to this expectation.

AFL Round 3 – Port Adelaide v Adelaide: I blame Justin Westhoff

Crows fan Adam Ritchie is contemplating taking up poetry to help him deal with some complex feelings on Justin Westhoff, Port, and what looks like a very complacent Adelaide.

AFL Round 3 – Collingwood v Hawthorn: Smart-Bomb

Hawthorn’s well-drilled infantry, led by its indomitable general in Luke Hodge, reminded anyone interested in the fate of the 2013 season why Hawthorn should be rightful premiership contenders, writes Sasha Lennon.

Running on instinct (or How the AFL Rules Committee is ruining the game)

So many of the AFL’s incessant rule changes of recent years are grating with the football community because they fly in the face of players’ instincts, writes Neon Leon.

Your Masters thoughts?

Between munchings of the black pudding on toast, give us your thoughts on the Masters.