AFL Round 5 – Hawthorn v North Melbourne: Is This How Footy Should Be?

North makes a lie of all the KPIs and proves that the only indicator which really counts is age old: the scoreboard.

One Eyed

Rick Kane was literally a one-eyed Hawks fan. Now he’s seen the light.

AFL Round 1 – Hawthorn v Geelong: Old Rivalries and Chance Encounters

A chance encounter with a fellow Geelong fan leaves a lasting impression on Paul Spinks.

AFL Round 3 – Collingwood v Hawthorn (Haiku Bob): rain clouds and hawks

Haiku Bob on Round 3.

AFL Round 3 – Collingwood v Hawthorn: The Big Palooka

Hodge roams like John Wayne; a steady hand over the herd. Now ride for El Dorado… or Launceston.

A Haiku in 18 parts

Something for all supporters in Jeff Dowsing’s haiku debut.

AFL Round 3 – Collingwood v Hawthorn: Two outta three ain’t bad

On a dark and gloomy September 2011 day, this song bought pain and suffering to us all in the pre-match “entertainment” and so it springs to mind after a dark and gloomy loss today

AFL Round 3 – Collingwood v Hawthorn: Coutas Saturday, Pies Sunday

The Pies need to show more discipline in defence if they want to go all the way, writes Dave Nadel.

AFL Round 3 – Collingwood v Hawthorn (Floreat Pica report): Humbled Pies left pondering as Hawks prevail

MJ finds it hard to be optimistic about the Pies after their performance against the Hawks.

AFL Round 2 – St Kilda v Richmond: Pessimism United

Tom Greenaway is a Saints fan. He is also a pessimist. It has served him well.

AFL Round 2 – West Coast v Hawthorn: Jeff Was Right

Peter Baulderstone channels his inner Kennett after a demoralising West Coast loss.

AFL Round 1 – Hawthorn v Geelong: Jeffed again

Bugger, writes Hawks man Kevan Carroll. Jeffed again.

Stawell and the Cats

Going to the Stawell Gift is like going back in time, says Bob Utber. However, some things – like a Geelong-Hawthorn result – never change.

Hawthorn vs Geelong preview: It’s been a mean dry spell, but I think it’s gonna rain

I don’t believe in curses or hoodoos but do believe in ‘owning the big moments’. It’s what the Swans did and where I think the Cats have edged the Hawks out as well.

NAB Cup – Richmond v Hawthorn: 21 candles

John Green provides yet another example of what Richmond fans must go through to support their team.

The Way-Too-Early 2013 Preview: Hawthorn

As you read this, the world’s pre-eminent minds are gathering in an attempt to discover just how it is Hawthorn managed to avoid winning the flag in 2012.

Another purrfect Christmas gift idea

Dips O’Donnell has sent what he assures is a classy Christmas gift featuring epic matches involving Hawthorn. We haven’t had a chance to look at it and can only trust that he’s not being facetious.

2012 Grand Final: A Hawks fan turns to A.B. Paterson for inspiration

Hawks fan Dave Goodwin has had a crazy notion for a few years now that 19th Century bush ballads could become a new form of sports reporting. What better game to test his theory than the 2012 Grand Final.

AFL Grand Final: It’s all about the love

For those of us who love the game, we all know that footy is more than a game. It’s about family, connections, community, belonging. It’s a culture, even a religion. It’s also about stories and memories.

A grand final and a solemn march

Andrew Starkie attends the Grand Final then joins in the Peace March on Sydney Road the following day.