VAFA B Section – Fitzroy v Mazenod: Carlton may have a mountain to climb but Fitzroy only needs a Hill(e)(y)

King George III is a loyal Fitzroy Football Club patron. He is to be found in the club’s great halls of dining, behind its goals, and along its wings. He travels to all its away battles. His son Prince George is one of the club’s finest.

Round 5 – Carlton v Collingwood: As it turned out, it wasn’t all about Mick

Mick Malthouse may have the respect and gratitude of members of the Floreat Pica Society. However, there was plenty more to like about Buckley’s Pies

Book: Footy Dreaming by Michael Hyde

Alan Stewart went to the Collingwood Town Hall to see the launch of Mchael Hyde’s new novel, Footy Dreaming.

Round 5 – Gold Coast v Brisbane: Kicked Around, Knocked to the Ground – The Suns Get to Their Feet and They Scream – We’re Going All the Way to the G!

Archie Butterfly’s Suns have risen – the Messiah will arrive fashionably late. Shannon Noll is on the phone.

We Want You! Fancy Coaching in Odense, Denmark?

The Odense Lions and Lionesses are looking for an experienced player and/or coach from Australia to take them to the next level of footy.

Round 5 – Carlton v Collingwood: The past is a lie, memory has no return

It’s 2050. In a crumbling world, a wistful old man comforts his granddaughter with tales of the Collingwood rhythm section of Pendlebury and Swan. E.regnans – what is memory, anyway?

Almanac Rugby League: Olsen Filipaina

Patrick Skene’s story of Olsen Filipaina. [We are working with Patrick to put together a collection of his stories, forthcoming – Ed]

SANFL Round 4 – Norwood v Port Adelaide: the meanest man in Port Augusta

Dave Brown’s Dad, the elder statesman, turned 70, watching his beloved Redlegs take on their old Magpie rivals.

Kentucky Derby 141: A two-horse race, and then some

Our man in Kentucky, Glenn Brownstein, previews the strongest field assembled in a generation to Run for the Roses. Get up early Sunday morning and make yourself a mint julep and settle in to watch one of the world’s great horse races.

The Round V Pre Wrap: “Never hit a man with glasses, and never hit a drunk. As tempting as it might be.”

Mr Wrap is back with his Round V prognostications. Does this make his Striped Marvels good things over the Handbags at the Paddock that Grew tomorrow?

Racial Vilification: A Threat To Multicultural and International Development

Racial vilification in the AFL not only threatens the rights of people to live without threats, bullying, stereotyping and fear, but it also threatens the integrity of the sport on the international stage. The ignorant and damaging actions of a small minority of AFL followers has to stop, writes Wesley Hull.

Round 4 – GWS v Gold Coast: At the Going Down of the Suns

Michael Shillito journeyed down the Hume Highway to support his emerging GWS Giants. Young forward Cameron McCarthy provides the sunshine in his day.

The Roo Project

Friend of the Almanac ‘Citrus’ Bob Utber is involved in a campaign to memorialise the contribution of Mark Ricciuto to the town of Waikerie and the greater Riverina region.

Mick Malthouse: 715 and counting

Mic Rees recalls some highlights from Mick Malthouse’s Footscray years.

Round 5 Preview – The Spots don’t Change

Sal Ciardulli offers his weekly insights into the winners, losers, certainties and maybes in Round 5. His heart (and money) is with his Blues (if not Mick) against the old enemy tonight.

No. 4 Ronin: Bryce Gibbs & the power of the man-bun

Carlton’s new secret weapon? The Ancient Samurai wisdom, talent and composure sustained from… the man-bun!

A fact lost in the rush to hail Mick

Jeff Dowsing argues – quite reasonably – that Mick Malthouse actually broke the AFL/VFL games coaching record last week. A fact with which Bob Rush’s family would surely agree.

Almanac Boxing – Mayweather v Pacquiao: Trying to hit smoke

Almanac Boxing correspondent Ironmike Matt Watson wants this much-promoted fight to be compelling. We all do. Here’s his preview.

Pick One comp: is there anyone left?

And that was the end of most of the tipsters…

Crio’s Racing: Queensland and New South Wales

Crio can handle a wet track… but the NSW floods are a challenge for any punter. Here’s the latest tips for this weekend’s races, from Melbourne, up to Queensland, through Alice Springs and down to Morphettville.