Generation Oakbank

Time marches on, but some things don’t change: when the sun retreats a boy will feel the cold, no matter how flushed his cheeks. [Nice stuff-Ed]

AFL Round 4 – Sydney v North Melbourne: Triple Bogey

Three things troubled Kanga Rob Chanter before the Sydney game. Well, surprise, surprise.

Top 100 World Cup Moments (From the Aussie P.O.V.): 61-The Moore and Banks Show (1970)

In 1970 Gordon Banks and Bobby Moore provide moments of brilliance that would go down in World Cup folklore.

Names on jumpers: no need

Call him a rusted on, Bartlettesque barnacle on the traditions of the game, but the addition of names to the back of players’ jumpers is a bad idea, says Ged McMahon.

AFL Round 4: The View From Shepparton

Peter Schumacher is concerned for his Lions as they lose more players to injury. Could be a long season from Shepparton.

Sydney Swans: Inhaling too much?

Stuart Hunter has a theory (or ten) for why his Sydney Swans have started poorly. Has too much inside knowledge about the Swans been traded to other clubs? Or has Stuart been inhaling dangerous chemicals?

Top 100 World Cup Moments (From the Aussie P.O.V.): 63-India’s Barefoot World Cup That Never Happened (1950)

India is a world power in cricket, but a minnow in world football. Dennis Gedling details the farce of India’s qualification attempt for the 1950 World Cup in Brazil.

Crio’s Question: Why bother?

Is there honestly any need to stick by your poor-performing team? A controversial poser from Crio.

AFL Round 4: I blame Carlton

John Harms wanders out onto the footpath on Saturday evening and it’s a hive of Demon activity. But not too many have happy footy punting yarns to tell.

AFL Round 4 – Melbourne v Carlton: A Game for the Agars

Dips O’Donnell revelled in the joy of the Demons win on Saturday afternoon. His Easter preparations were lightened by thoughts of (libel writ pending) who uttered those immortal “I’ll walk naked down Lygon Street if Carlton lose” lines.

AFL Round 4 : Melbourne v Carlton – The Malthouse Interview

Matt Watson wasn’t impressed with Mick’s coaching, but he handled the post-match questions with ease. Are footy journo’s the only ones performing worse than Carlton?

AFL Round 4 – St Kilda v Adelaide: Done Like A Dinner

Mark “Swish” Schwerdts solid pre-game preparation is rewarded with a big win for his Adelaide Crows. Swishter #3 accompanies him and has a great line in droll humour. (Where did she get that from? – Ed.)

AFL Round 4 – Richmond v Collingwood: Pies, Tigers and membership card substitutes in the air

Mayuran Jeyarajah writes for the Floreat Pica Society about the Magpies solid win over the Tigers on Friday night. MJ is pleased to find to find that his Magpies are good, while the Tigers are good for footy.

AFL Round 4 – Richmond v Collingwood: Hunters and Collectors at the Palais

Luke Reynolds is faced with a difficult choice. Footy or music? Music or footy? In the end his (magpie) Hunters triumph over the (timid tiger) Collectors.

AFL Round 4 – St Kilda v Adelaide: Looking at life another way

Yvette Wroby tells how sometimes even a thrashing for your team is a welcome diversion from the realities of life. Her indomitable spirit and love of life shines through.

Round 4: GWS v Western Bulldogs: It’s against the law to frown in our capital city

Mick Jeffrey benefits from a happy coincidence as his Dogs are playing in Canberra the weekend he is there to run in the marathon event.

US Masters Chat

Give us your thoughts on the US Masters. Bubba has just shot 68 in the second round. Scott is thereabouts. Who wins from here? Who is hitting it well and looking to score? Has anyone ever seen Jason Day and Sam Pang in the same room?

And check out Adam Scott’s US Masters Dinner Menu. [Classic]

Top 100 World Cup Moments (From the Aussie P.O.V.): 62-Das Bomber! (1974)

Dennis Gedlings celebrates the goal scoring career of the Bayern Bomber, Gerd Muller, who broke records and won World Cups for his country.

AFL Round 4 – Geelong v West Coast: Central Park to Kardinia Park

James Demetrie journeys from Central Park to Kardinia Park to be filled with hope for another Cats flag.

Beware. Winter is Coming.

Tony Robb has (fortunately for him) decided to follow the emerging and vibrant Greater Manuka Giants. Fortunately for readers, he still takes enough interest in his discarded Blues to offer a weekly spray.