Almanac Music: ‘If the chemistry is right’ – Songs Involving Science

In this week’s instalment of KD’s epic series on popular song, the theme is science. As usual, readers’ song choices and comments are warmly welcomed.

Outer Suburban Boy

‘Outer Suburban Boy’ by Damian Balassone reflects the cultural understandings of the suburbs.

Almanac Poetry: Definition

Kevin Densley describes this week’s poem as ‘an acidly humorous take on rivalry in the literary world’.

Almanac Poetry: Variations on Some Lines from Sylvia Plath’s ‘Lorelei’

According to Kevin Densley, this week’s (previously unpublished) poem ‘riffs off some lines in Sylvia Plath’s poem ‘Lorelei’, based upon a Rhine River siren of German mythology’.

Almanac Life: Old Dog, the kid, a footy, the roof!

A small piece from Old Dog about kicking the footy with the kid when the obvious happens.

The Feats of Pete

A favourite footballer is dedicated into verse by Damian Balassone.

Almanac Poetry: a world-weary ten-year-old speaks

This week’s poem from Kevin Densley is, he says, ‘a previously unpublished, left-field one from the archives’. [NB: Contains mild coarse language]

Almanac Music: ‘January’ – Songs Mentioning Months of the Year

In keeping with the beginning of a new year, this week’s instalment of KD’s epic series on popular song themes concerns songs mentioning names of the months.

Almanac Poetry: ‘Who Shat in the Kids Pool?’ – Tommy Mallet

A philosophical Tommy Mallet faces a problem often confronted in a kids swimming pool. [CAUTION: Language warning – Ed]

Almanac Poetry: E(a)rnest

Some iconic writers, like Ernest Hemingway, have been imitated so often that their output can no longer be read as the fresh, new, innovative literary work it originally was – this is the issue tackled by Kevin Densley’s latest (and previously unpublished) Almanac poem. [Or: The importance of being the old man and the sea – Ed.]

Almanac Poetry: ‘In With Me’ – Tommy Mallet

A poem by Tommy Mallet about working in the bush with a couple of back-packers. [Language warning – Ed]

On William Hogarth’s The Graham Children (1742)

This week’s poem by Kevin Densley concerns a group portrait of children by English painter William Hogarth. KD states: ‘This ekphrastic poem mainly deals with happiness and melancholy, the inevitable passing of time, and children and pets. ‘

Almanac Music: ‘I Can See You, Your Brown Skin Shining in the Sun’: Songs Connected to the Beach

This week’s theme in KD’s epic series about popular song is songs connected to the beach – and they don’t have to be specifically ‘summer songs’, either. As usual, readers’ input is most welcome.

Almanac Poetry Reviews: High praise for Kevin Densley

Footy Almanac mainstay, Kevin Densley, who picks up stacks of Brownlow votes each season, has received a super review for his poetry collection ‘Please Feed the Macaws…I’m Feeling too Indolent’.

Old Timers at the Bar

In every pub, you see them at the bar chatting about the good times in the old times.

Almanac Poetry: ‘Tiger’ – Tommy Mallet

In the bush, confrontations with snakes are part of life, a life and death existence a metaphor for life itself as ‘Tiger’ Tommy Mallet’s latest poem suggests.

Almanac Poetry: Goya’s El Pelele (The Straw Manikin)

Previously unpublished, Kevin Densley’s poem gives voice to the figure of the airborne straw man in Goya’s well-known painting. [Gives new meaning to straw manning, Ed.]

Revisiting The Footy Almanac Grand Final Eve Lunch: Bruce Dawe’s September greeting

The poetry vibe was strong at The Footy Almanac Grand Final Eve Lunch where John Harms read this greeting from Bruce Dawe.

Almanac Poetry: ‘Red’ – Tommy Mallet

A poem about a red wobble dashboard robot is the latest offering from Tommy Mallet.

Almanac Poetry: Harmsy of the Almanac (with apologies to Banjo)

After they won the bid for The Barossa Tour Weekend at the 2023 Footy Almanac Grand Final Eve Lunch, Luke McNamara and John Dumaresq and their partners, Amanda and Tracey, spent a December weekend visiting the beautiful and historic wine region. Taking his lead from Banjo’s Clancy, Luke dipped his thumbnail in Rockford Basket Press to remember it in verse. [Very clever – Ed]