Lumps and Bumps

You can find yourself talking footy any-old-where.

Holy Grail

The tension is building for Jake ‘Cobba’ Stevens as the Swans fight for the silver chalice.

Haiku Bob: still alive

Haiku Bob on the Pies’ successful evening playing the Eagles

Stop all the Clocks

With apologies to W. H. Auden

Qualifying Final – Clouded Moon

Haiku Bob ponders the elements as the Pies go down to Hawthorn

Haiku Bob: so little done

Haiku Bob’s take on the recent West Coast v Collingwood match

Footy Poetry: Josh

Matt Zurbo is at a footy-watching, beer-drinking, rock’n’roll, Saturday night thirtieth.

Haiku Bob: slipping moon

Haiku Bob: slipping moon…

where there’s no light

    setting sun far fr o m it Beams where there’s no light     wet under foot Harry’s careful side steps through traffic     rain falls swirling & bobbing up Didak     sliver of moon Fasolo threads it through     on & off rain Cloke’s form blurred     night closes in two and a half [Read more]

seconds ticking

  august night hot puffs of breath enter the stadium     the moon witness to all the mistakes under the sun     night chill Reid rises from the mist   bare trees all authority gone from our game     Saints hit the front the stadium changes tune     long bomb the rush [Read more]

light and shade

sunset a few purple patches kill off the game evening sky no great signs only flashes playing the bottom team the caller questions a lack of urgency twilight game the zig-zag path to goal empty seats Cloke marks alone and unattended fading light Wood losing what little he had twilight the light and shade of [Read more]

haiku bob: more than daylight

hawks glide casting shadows across the ‘G   bright winter sun – more than daylight between the two teams   static forward line winter stillness   ice cold hands even in the sunshine – the slumping star   for a moment nothing but Rioli   heavy defeat looms my life too lacks direction   packed [Read more]

Man on the gate

    By Brendan Ryan   Oilskin keeping out the cold the muscles in his legs wearing down through the under 12s, netball, under 14s, under 18s, reserves and finally seniors around two. A job we all expect somebody to do. A man who complements the scene of cars nosed up to the boundary fence, [Read more]

already gone

cat wakes up magpies already gone   night mist – the tagger looks around for his man   rain and fog – still no sign of Cloke pouring rain a long stream of handballs rain squalls – players chase the ball to and fro Swan streams forward rain begins to clear 8 goal quarter – [Read more]

Our land of plenty

Our land of plenty, a faraway zone That lodged in the mind of this schoolboy at home O’er the horizon and far from my gaze But a hot-bed of promise even in Bloods bad old days   The Farrer League clubs carried names full of song There was Culcairn , Coolamon and Grong Grong Matong [Read more]

changing pitch

  four beers in things a little ragged down back and up forward     winter frost yawning cracks in the back half     Beams unsighted the moon hiding in the clouds     needing a goal from anywhere Thomas from nowhere     back in it the crowd’s noise changes pitch   wellinghamagro   [Read more]

the rainbow’s arch

    how to stay warm – the game opens with more tackles than kicks   break in the clouds play gets switched to the sunny side   burst of sunshine a tangle of shadows around the ball   changing conditions the ruckman does the roving   icy wind and rain an Irishman prepares to [Read more]

The Almanacker’s Lament (apologies to John O’Brien)

“We’ll all be rooned,” said Litza, In accents most forlorn, “This bloody Ratten shits ya, I wish he’d not been born.” Peter_B

A little more

deep in the last term – when little more can be done we do a little more   my heart beats – the ball falls from his arms   Elliot’s heroics – a reminder I’m not a child   sky bereft of blue how difficult some goals are   overcast Beams making something out of [Read more]

Megan Gale vs Jennifer Hawkins

  Do you like rap or rock ‘n’ roll? Silver troughs or toilet bowls? The Great Outdoors or Getaway? Eminem or Dr Dre? Sidney Myer or David Jones? The Beatles or the Rolling Stones? Rugby League or Aussie Rules? Corporate clowns or Holy Fools? Fat cigars or cigarettes? Busty blondes or slim brunettes? Jesus Christ [Read more]