Fifth Test – Day 1: A totally implausible series continues, with a series of unlikely occurrences, that we’ve all seen before.

Sean Curtain with some observations of the day’s play and the series which, if presented as a script to an Ealing producer, would be rejected as totally implausible.

The Boxing Day Test – by text message

Matt Watson let his fingers do the talking, with a summary of all the texts sent between his mates during the Boxing Day Test.

Where are the counter-taunters?

Nicko wonders how England can be 4-0 down in the cricket, but miles ahead in the chanting, taunting and support of the Barmy Army. Is it beyond the collective wit of the Knackery to come up with better than “oi, oi, oi”?

Call for Writers : SCG (Sydney Coup de Grace)

Invers calls for nominations for Almanac writers for the Fifth Test (names and days please); and shares some holiday snaps from the family album.

Melbourne Test – Day 4: The Watson Irritation

Smokie Dawson has an itch.

Gouge out my eyes (for I was wrong)

A massive mea culpa from Dips O’Donnell re Mitch Johnson. [You’re not the only one Dips – Ed.] LATE EDITION: EXCLUSIVE PIX – FAHEY FESTIVUS SHOCK.

Melbourne Test – Day 4: Are England St Kilda or North Melbourne?

Sean Curtain thinks that England are North Melbourne; Australia are Port; Boof is Ken Hinkley; KP is Clint Jones; and he is Caroline Wilson. Dwarves and Mrs Curtain should beware.

Melbourne Test – Day 3 : Is that what KP would do?

Mick Jeffrey asks the English batting lineup “what would Kevin Pietersen do?” Perhaps “what would Jesus do” is the right question?

Melbourne Test – Day 3: el león y el bigote (the Lyon and the Moustache)

Our equine correspondent Clarrie Grimmett accompanies E.Regnans (aka David Wilson) at a day of fluctuating temperatures and fortunes at the MCG.

A West Indian team, from Sub Continental origins

Glen picks his best West Indian team of players with sub continent origins, notwithstanding the problem in the fast bowling ranks. What do you reckon?

Melbourne Test – Day 2: Think.

Rulebook Ashwood, with his trademark analysis, wonders about the thinking of many involved in the administering tha game and playing in this Boxing Day Test.

Melbourne Test – Day 2: Down from the bush

Luke Reynolds has the quintessential down-from-the-bush cricket experience.

Melbourne Test – Day 2: In Twitter We Trust (?)

The contemporary MCC Members Test match experience: stuck in the Percy Beames Bar with TV on and Twitter chirping away.

Melbourne Test – Day 2: Someone woke up the Barmies

Mick Jeffery is on tour from Capricornia again and takes a Herbert-eye to the second day’s play.

Melbourne Test – Boxing Day: The Day Unfolds. Christmas Pudding Settles.

The fragility of England sits in stark contrast to the relentlessness of the Australian attack, writes Dips O’Donnell.

Melbourne Test – Boxing Day: Clarke hands back the momentum

Raj Singh can’t believe the Australian skipper inserted the Englishmen.

Melbourne Test – Boxing Day: Swanny, Spandau Ballet and Spotted Dick

More colourful stuff from our Singapore correspondent, Mickey Randall as he wonders which Swan(n) has retired?

Drop us a holiday line about cricket and leftovers from wherever you are

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Greetings from what season?

Sal Ciardulli casts his eyes back across the 2013 sporting wreckage (sorry landscape) and nominates his 3 best and 3 worst of the year. Get your votes in folks.

A Spirit of Cricket Carol

David Wilson channels Bob Cratchit, Tiny Tim (not the ‘singer’) and Ebenezer Scrooge in this cricketing version of Charles Dickens ‘A Christmas Carol’.