Round 2 – Collingwood v Adelaide: Comes As No Surprise

Don’t you hate those cocky Crows supporters? Here’s another one.

Round 1: Collingwood v Brisbane: Replays can’t live up to the real thing

Sean Mortell caps off a week of preparations for the start of the 2015 season by watching his Mighty Magpies roll the Lions at the ‘Gabba: “As 7:00 rolled around I dominated the Mortell household remote…”

Round 1 – Brisbane v Collingwood: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…it was the Pies’ round one game against Brisbane.”

There were three quarters of bliss and one of stress in the Fahey household.

Remembering Talent Lost

Wesley Hull ponders the intersection of talent and fate, and fate generally.

First ever Almanac article: Eastlink v RingRoad

We think this is the first ever piece to be published on footyalmanac.com.au
And it was from Dips, who is still an advocate of entertaining direct football, and getting crankier and crankier about rubbish, trades, and sloppy surf.

AFL Round 22- Greater Western Sydney v Collingwood: Uncontested Goals

Earl O’Neill reports on the chemical effects of body putty, and a damp evening at the Sydney Showgrounds where G took on C.

AFL Round 22 – Greater Western Sydney v Collingwood: Pies’ dream win

The black and whites pull off a win against the team in orange, white and… charcoal…?

Round 21 – Haiku Bob – all the clocks

Clocks, petals, a door. Haiku Bob tries to make sense of another Collingwood loss.

Round 20 – Haiku Bob – cusp of spring

Haiku Bob gazes upon a Super Moon, and a Magpie loss.

AFL Round 18: Collingwood v Adelaide – Nothing to Crow about as Pies quickstep out of the eight

Floreat Pica’s stream of frustrated consciousness captures Collingwood’s (lack of) strategy that costs them a top eight spot.

A Tribute to Nick Maxwell

To meet him, he comes across as ‘just one of the boys’; Luke Reynolds pays tribute to one of his Magpie heroes.

(Nick) Maxwell Smart: Mission Complete?

Will he or won’t he? (He did) Danielle Eid may be jumping the gun here (she wasn’t), but she pays homage to her great man Nick Maxwell, and says thank you to the Collingwood premiership captain.

AFL Round 17 – Essendon v Collingwood: Pies have a Barry Crocker/Sav Rocca

With only five goals for the day, and none from a recognised forward, it was a tough day for the Magpie faithful at the MCG reports Stork O’Connell.

Dear Eddie

ATTENTION EDDIE MCGUIRE; this Swan (no not Dane) has officially had enough. An annoyed Joe Moore writes to Eddie ‘The Equaliser’ on behalf of all Sydney fans.

Round 15 – Haiku Bob – where the moon is

It’s all about the moon, the cold and beating the Blues in Haiku Bob’s take on the Collingwood v Carlton game

AFL Round 15 – Collingwood v Carlton: Not driving miss Daisy

Dressed as a frumpy Eskimo, Danni Eid gets seriously grumpy about Daisy Thomas.

AFL Round 15 – Collingwood v Carlton : A Cold Night’s Entertainment.

Dave Nadel from the Floreat Pica Society, was there on a cold Sunday night to watch his defence-depleted team still steal the cookies from the Blues. Pies supporters remain happy.

AFL Round 15 – Collingwood v Carlton: Frozen

Jeff Dowsing may be “Frozen” at the MCG on Sunday 7pm game, but his Pies weren’t. At least the cockles were warmed by the nights events, even if his fingers were ice.

Vic Park 1979: An Initiation of Filth and Fury.

Phil Dimitriadis remembers some of his early ‘role models’ from a time when going to the footy was an earthy and parochial ritual. (STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING – Ed).

AFL Round 13 – Collingwood v Western Bulldogs: Lacklustre Pies Say Goodbye to Top 4?

Paul Taylor, for the Floreat Pica Society wonders whether he jinxed the lacklustre Pies, or was that all of the strength that they could muster?