Round 8 Gold Coast v Collingwood: Pies put to bed theory “No Jackson Ramsay, no Collingwood.

As Pies supporter Paul Harkin explains his Magpies have finally put to bed the theory ‘no Jackson Ramsay, no Collingwood’ with a big win against the Suns away from home.

Round 7 – Richmond v Collingwood: Floreat Pica Society

Ramon Dobb reckons his Magpies were “in more trouble than Johnny Depp’s dogs” at the MCG. A fitting send off for the Tiger mate he farewelled this week. A time to weep or a time to dance?

Round 6 – Collingwood v Geelong: Pies pumped after getting jumped, Cloke’s kicking has us stumped

Welcome to Peter Butler who debuts for the Floreat Pica Society. Unfortunately the Cats leave him with more questions than answers as the mystery which is Travis Cloke’s kicking continues to baffle

Round 5 – Carlton v Collingwood: As it turned out, it wasn’t all about Mick

Mick Malthouse may have the respect and gratitude of members of the Floreat Pica Society. However, there was plenty more to like about Buckley’s Pies

Round 2 – Haiku Bob: Rooted in the square

Haiku Bob is back with his poetic take on Collingwood’s loss to the Crows. The ghost of Daicos would have been handy roaming the half forward flank….

Round 2 – Collingwood v Adelaide: Crows Murder Stone Cold Pies

Phil Cornell describes Collingwood’s loss to Adelaide, where he saw his Magpies get outplayed and exposed by the rampant Crows.

Round 23 – Haiku Bob – down to earth

Rob Scott writes in from the Last Haiku Saloon where spring refuses to bloom for his Magpies this season.

Round 22 – Haiku Bob – filling holes

Haiku Bob is (pleasantly) surprised to find himself penning a winning Haiku for his Magpies in the wet in Sydney.

Round 21 – Haiku Bob – all the clocks

Clocks, petals, a door. Haiku Bob tries to make sense of another Collingwood loss.

AFL Round 21 – Collingwood v Brisbane: Bali in September is nice – where is my tropical shirt?

Paul Taylor drew the short straw for the Floreat Pica Society watching his Magpies succumb to injuries and Brisbane. He’d rather be sunning himself in Bali or at Victoria Park watching the ressies.

Round 20 – Haiku Bob – cusp of spring

Haiku Bob gazes upon a Super Moon, and a Magpie loss.

AFL Round 19 – Collingwood v Port Adelaide (FPS): Magpies finally secure the win after a long drought

Luke Reynolds for the Floreat Pica Society talks about the pain of the past 35 days with their beloved Magpies but, on Sunday, their team showed true perseverance and grabbed a well-deserved win.

Round 19 – Haiku Bob – in two minds

Haiku Bob finds some late winter sun as his Magpies eke out a hard fought win.

AFL Round 16 – Gold Coast v Collingwood: Persistently Profligate Pies Eclipsed by Suns

When is too much Collingwood never enough? When they lose (unbiased opinion – Ed.) Steve Fahey pens a longer, more Collingwood-centric view for the Floreat Pica Society of Saturday night’s game on the Gold Coast.

AFL Round 14 – Haiku Bob – Darkness Spills

Haiku Bob laments what might have been as darkness spills over his Magpies.

AFL Round 14 – Hawthorn v Collingwood (Floreat Pica Society): Momentum killers

Ramon Dobb, for the Floreat Pica Society, saw the big moments pass Collingwood by against Hawthorn on World Giraffe Day.

Round 13 -Collingwood v Western Bulldogs: Haiku Bob – fade to nothing

Sometimes even Pendlebury is not enough. Haiku Bob’s take on Collingwood’s shock loss to the Bulldogs.

AFL Round 12 – Haiku Bob – all the flow

On behalf of Floreat Pica, Haiku Bob reflects on the Queen’s Birthday clash.

AFL Round 12 – Melbourne v Collingwood: Pugnacious Pies Defeat Defensive Dees

Collingwood won, but even the Floreat Pica scribe Paul O’Connell struggles to find positives in a dour, defensive struggle. Somehow he manages.

AFL Round 11 – Haiku Bob – starting a fire

Haiku Bob celebrates the end of autumn and his Magpies artistry on Friday night.