VFL – Collingwood v Essendon: Return to Vic Park

Rod Oaten heads off to Victoria Park. What was once an act of bravery is now more like a timeless picnic.

AFL Round 7 – Geelong v Essendon: An honourable loss

If ever there was an honourable loss, this was it, writes Bombers fan Rod Oaten.

EPL: Barnsley by the skin of their teeth

It’s been a nerve wracking, nail biting month for Barnsley supporters as they battle to stay in the Championship division of UK football.

AFL Round 5 – Essendon v Collingwood: Keeping a lid on it

Bombers fan Rod Oaten is keeping a cast iron lid on things but their start to the season has him smiling.

AFL Round 3 – Fremantle v Essendon: The price you pay following the Dons

Rod Oaten had to leave the room during the final quarter.

Barnsley’s big weekend

Rod Oaten is still hanging on to the Barnsley FC roller-coaster.

AFL Round 2 – Essendon v Melbourne: Avert your eyes

It’s bloody hard to know how to start a summary of this game.  Being a one-eyed Don you always hope that you come away from a game with a win, and usually the bigger the win the better. But I don’t know, this game was not  so much a win but a series of training [Read more]

The Fortunes of Roderick’s Barnsley

Bristol City 5 Barnsley 3. Just when I had the Reds pencilled for another win and a bit of breathing space from the relegation zone, they lose.

Barnsley’s back, baby!

Barnsley has turned its season around, much to the joy and relief of Rod Oaten.

A new sporting horizon

Rod Oaten believes the crisis at Essendon opens opportunities for those with unfulfilled dreams.

No, not Barnsley!

Rod Oaten explains why he is concerned for Barnsley FC.

Grand final parties

A tiny viewing room to replicate the outer, interstate beers and pies – Rod Oaten created grand final parties to remember.

AFL Grand Final: Breakfast in the park

  The Carlton Four caught up with me the other morning on our regular walk/plod around Princes Park and invited me to their Annual Grand Final Bar B Q  Breakfast. Now this is not your ordinary run of the mill breakfast in the park.  A table was selected by Michael in the dark at quarter [Read more]

2012 VFL Finals – Borough v The Towners

Hey it doesn’t get much better than this, a fine Saturday afternoon and I’m at North Port Oval for a  game of footy between two of the oldest football clubs in Australia, as they play for the right to be in next weeks grand final. Williamstown, established in 1864, known as the Towners or Willie, [Read more]

AFL Round 22 – Richmond v Essendon: Even the Tigers are better than us!

I am at a loss trying to come to grips with the 2012 Essendon dieback. I watched most of the game against Richmond,  sometimes it got too bad for me and I stopped watching. Let’s not forget how much we love to thump the Tigers, and how much we love to laugh at them when [Read more]

Eddie Betts’s shorts the highlight

By Rod Oaten As far as I’m concerned the highlight of the game was the size of Eddie Bett’s shorts. I used to blame the Brotherhood for not finding him a better size, but I recently read an article on John Nicholls and I reckon Eddie  found a pair made for him all those years [Read more]

Bomber bandwagon falling apart

Not only have the wheels fallen off the Don’s Wagon, but so have the bumper bars, the mudguards, the rusted body work and the ignition system.  All thats left is a broken cane bench seat that’s going no where . I  reckon the rot set in a few weeks ago when they unveiled  the paler [Read more]

A grey strip? Fair dinkum unbelievable

Fair dinkum, this alternative strip nonsense is just a bloody truckload of frog testicles as far as I’m concerned. All this rabbiting on about making it distinctive  for the players just makes me laugh. I can remember back to the VFL days when we had twelve teams and twelve local grounds.  Many of these  ovals [Read more]

Special weekend when all your teams get up

Bit of a special weekend of footy for me, but without doubt the highlight  was the win for community footy on Sunday, but more of that later. It’s not often that all your footy teams win on the weekend, but that’s what happened.  Being a bit of a footy tragic, I have followed many teams [Read more]

No Dons but plenty of footy

No Dons this weekend, but that’s not to say there’s no footy. Far from it , it’s a weekend to celebrate grass roots footy and for me, to visit two of the best footy grounds in the Melbourne metropolitan area. I headed off on the bike for a pleasant ride across the Yarra to the [Read more]