AFL Round 12 – Melbourne v Collingwood: Hunting Woozles

There is something about the deification of Paul Roos by the commentariat that reminds David Wilson of Winnie the Pooh’s gloriously muddled thinking.

AFL Round 9 – Richmond v Melbourne: Vale Tommy

Wally Wright is saddened by Tom Hafey’s passing, but excited by the ticker that his Demons are showing this year.

AFL Round 9 – Richmond v Melbourne: Pessimism and Retrospect

Callum O’Connor followed those old Tiger faithfuls, Pessimism and Retrospect, as they left the MCG on Saturday. Optimism stayed home. Has all season.

AFL Round 9 – Richmond v Melbourne: A Tale of Two Suburbs

Two teams battling. How good are they? Gregor Lewis feels the time warp spinning back to 2011 in watching Melbourne and Richmond. But this time, there’s a certain something about the Demons.

AFL Round 9 – Richmond v Melbourne: Winning Nervously and Losing Tragically; a Story of Hardwick’s Heroes.

When the Tigers kick 2.8 in the third quarter, Simon Bogli can’t help wondering whether they’re channelling the right figure from Richmond’s past. Opportunities knocked.

AFL Round 9 – Richmond v Melbourne: Remembering Tom Hafey

Cheryl Critchley sits with the Richmond Grannies at the Tom Hafey tribute match. Tigerland is in mourning, she writes.

AFL Round 9 – Richmond v Melbourne: The Sweet Smell of Winning

Stephen Whiteside celebrates that his Demons are sick of losing. The Tigers are just getting used to it.

AFL Round 8 – Melbourne v Western Bulldogs: Melbourne plays ‘catch-up’ footy against the Dogs

Stephen Whiteside has been watching footy for a long time, and has observed a pattern. Last night’s match conformed to that pattern.

AFL Round 6 – Melbourne v Sydney: Familiarity brings comfort

Our Australian of the Year triumphantly returns to a familiar field wearing red and white.

AFL Round 6 – Melbourne v Sydney: Unattractive footy? Could not be further from the truth!

Melbourne fan Stephen Whiteside says radio commentators missed the point of last night’s game against the Swans, and that Melbourne fans had a small, but important, win.

ANZAC Eve: Tigers and Dees

This is a classic Australian Story from Chris Daley. [Makes you realise the interconnectedness of people, sport, war]

AFL Round 5 – Melbourne v Gold Coast: Sunday Footy at the G – Bridesmaids, Faded Demons and Rising Sun Gods

Geelong-fan Steve Alomes has seen a lot of Melbourne FC games over the years, because he loves the MCG. Here’s an autumn example.

AFL Round 4 – Carlton v Melbourne: Apocalypse Now Re-Redux – Kurtz was an optimist

While all around him are losing their heads, John Butler is keeping his. A calm, objective analysis of Carlton’s performance on Saturday and what led to it.

AFL Round 4: I blame Carlton

John Harms wanders out onto the footpath on Saturday evening and it’s a hive of Demon activity. But not too many have happy footy punting yarns to tell.

AFL Round 4 – Melbourne v Carlton: A Game for the Agars

Dips O’Donnell revelled in the joy of the Demons win on Saturday afternoon. His Easter preparations were lightened by thoughts of (libel writ pending) who uttered those immortal “I’ll walk naked down Lygon Street if Carlton lose” lines.

AFL Round 4 : Melbourne v Carlton – The Malthouse Interview

Matt Watson wasn’t impressed with Mick’s coaching, but he handled the post-match questions with ease. Are footy journo’s the only ones performing worse than Carlton?

AFL Round 3 – GWS v Melbourne: The First And The Last

GWS is getting into gear (first at least).

AFL Round 2 – Melbourne v West Coast: Another dismal day for the Demons

Stephen Whiteside loves a day at the footy but admits it would be a lot more fun if his Dees weren’t copping a belting every week.

AFL Round 1- St Kilda v Melbourne: NICE

All is good and NICE with the world in Yvette Wroby’s heart following the Saints fighting win over the Demons.

AFL Round 22 – Adelaide v Melbourne: Crows depart with little pizzaz

It was Adelaide’s last game at Football Park. Alas, it wasn’t one to write home about, says Bob Utber.