AFL Round 17 – Melbourne v Geelong: The year of not living dangerously

Wally ventures to the MCG to watch his Demons take on the Cats. He consoles himself that the company and drinks were enjoyable, and the Demons 120 points better than 3 years ago.

AFL Round 9 – Richmond v Melbourne: Vale Tommy

Wally Wright is saddened by Tom Hafey’s passing, but excited by the ticker that his Demons are showing this year.

AFL Round 16 – Geelong v Melbourne: I think I’ve gone soft!

Rain at the footy? Wally can’t believe the inconvenience in this modern world of spectator comfort.

The vagaries of vaseline

Wally has worked out why the Melbourne backline forms a huddle after every goal scored against them.

AFL Round 2 – Essendon v Melbourne: The curse of the ladyboys

Supporting Melbourne in recent years has been akin (he imagines) to a first date with a ladyboy, writes Paul Reed.