Almanac Footy: 2026 season preview conclusions

To conclude his series on each team’s prospects in 2026, Micky McTigger groups them into their various stages of premiership potential.

Opening Round – Brisbane Lions v Western Bulldogs: Lion Kings tamed by game Doggies

The Western Bulldogs’ stunning victory over the Brisbane Lions in Opening Round had Peter Clark marvelling. Can the Bulldogs keep the momentum going and will the Lions rue their lack of discipline?

Opening Round – Haiku Bob: stacking up

Haiku Bob returns for another season on The Footy Almanac! He’s reassured by some of the old as well as the confidence of the debutant. (Welcome back, HB! – Ed.)

2026 NRL – Rabbit in the Vineyard: Defence is the key

RITV was happy with South Sydney’s win in Round 1 but worries that leaking 30 points is not the way forward, especially against the Chooks this week.

2026 NRL – The Prospector’s Pickaxe: Expansion

The Prospector mines the ‘expansion’ question this week to see if he can find enough top level talent to make the next two NRL teams both viable and competitive. Plus, there’s a trivia question.

2026 NRL – Prop by the Sea: You gotta love footy! Round 2

Prop is all about The King this week as he reviews Round 1B and gives us his thoughts on Round 2.

Opening Round – St Kilda v Collingwood: Hyped-up Saints out-hyped by Pies

The Saints had a bevy of new recruits, but The Pies out-hyped them at the MCG as Dan Lonergan reports.

Opening Round – Sydney v Carlton: The Irresistible Swans

Keiran Croker reports on a first-up win for the Swans – and a particularly irresistible third quarter

Almanac (Working) Life: Ole, y’all

Pestwac considered a move from the front row to the backline after discovering his ‘moves’ while loading rodeo bulls. Come again?

2026 NRL – The hits and misses of Round 1 and a preview of Round 2

Who flashed, who flopped and what can we make of Round 1? Round 2 looks just as tricky to tip.

Opening Round – St Kilda v Collingwood: Floreat Pica Society match report

Paul McKay, the Bangkok correspondent for The Floreat Pica Society presents the match report of Collingwood’s Opening Round clash against St.Kilda.

Round 1 – AFL Footy Fixture 2026: Who, where, and when

It’s the first full round of footy for season 2026, find out who, where, and when your favourite AFL team is playing.

Almanac Memoir: The Loo, the Lavatory, and me – Reflections and Meditations from the Smallest Room

Allan Barden takes us to the smallest room in the house, aka the loo, dunny, lavatory, toilet, bathroom etc, for his exploration of a rather unusal theme.

Cam Hooke’s Collingwood Life 2026: Great start to the season

Inspiring win by the Magpies over St Kilda as reviewed by Cam Hooke’s Collingwood Life 2026, and Cam previews the Pies Round 1 match against Adelaide.

Opening Round – Gold Coast v Geelong: Concrete Slabs

Geelong’s sluggish and deflating performance in the Opening Round against the Suns drove Dips O’Donnell around the bend, reminding him of traversing a particularly bumpy bend on the road to Yarrawonga when he was a kid. Concrete slabs, both the bend and the Cats.

Almanac Poetry: Memories of St. Catherine’s

This week’s poem from Kevin Densley is a previously unpublished one, written long ago, capturing a scene from his early schooldays.

Almanac Teams: Left the team immediately after a premiership

In his latest team, Rodney Boyd assembles a side made up of players who left a club immediately after winning a premiership.

Opening Round – GWS v Hawthorn: Footy is played on (patchy) grass, not paper.

The ‘Frankenstein’ patchwork surface of the Sydney Showground for the Opening Round game between GWS and Hawthorn did not impress Greg A. But he was in awe of Giants’ debutant Phoenix Gothard who iced the match with three minutes left on the clock.

Opening Round – Gold Coast Suns v Geelong: Suns burn off lacklustre Cats

It was an impressive win by the Gold Coast Suns over last year’s Grand Finalist Geelong in their Opening Round clash.

Opening Round – GWS v Hawthorn: Stars shine on and off the field

An afternoon at Engie Stadium to watch the Giants take on the Hawks answered many questions for Richard Griffiths. Celebrities in the stands added to the theatre. He was suitably impressed by the performance of the Giants and can’t wait for their rivalry clash with the Dogs in Round 1.