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The Ashes 2015 – First Test, Day 1: No more pasties, plenty of pies

The Welsh served their pasties, the Australians bowled pies. Citrus Bob Utber got a taste of all of it.

The Ashes 2015 – First Test: N’yuck! N’yuck! N’yuck!

JTH is slapping himself about the face on this one. Here he argues that Watto must play, and that the boy from Ipswich is, by nature, a bowler.

Round 13 – Hawthorn v Essendon: Ant-man over Batmania

Question: Where would you expect to see Ant-man? At the MCG? Or at Comic-con? Paul Campbell tells us.

Round 11 – West Coast v Essendon: Just Desserts

Peter Baulderstone’s Eagles played poorly and won by eight goals. The lack of interest of the Essendon players and the humiliation of its arrogant coach is more fitting punishment than a WADA suspension.

Australia in West Indies 2015 and what to do about England: Wonderland

So many stories… with the Australians conquering the Windies, we look on towards the looming Ashes series – but who of the current squad will only look on?

Sabina Park Test – West Indies v Australia, Day 1: The continuing story of SPD Smith

A confused and doubtful E.regnans brings this story of Sabina Park Day 1, thanks to his ever-optimistic (and imaginary) horse called Clarrie Grimmett. Of course, yet again, the day belonged to Steve Smith.

Round 10 – Essendon v Geelong: Melbourne by foot, Part 2 – drinking the Kool-Aid

Dave Brown walks the breadth of Melbourne to watch his second game of Round 10. This one was decidedly less satisfying.

Round 10 – Preview: The road from purgatory

Sal Ciardulli separates the contenders from the maybes and offers his selections for Round 10. Go Friars.

WAFL Round 10: Bulldogs win the derby and slip into the five

South Fremantle run over the top of of East Fremantle in a classic WA Derby day as they are joined by Claremont, Swan Districts and East Perth on the winners list, as Les wraps up Round 9 of the WAFL

Round 9 – Richmond v Essendon: Dreamtime at the G

Bombers supporter Rod discusses a couple of issues with his Bombers as they go down to the Tigers at Dreamtime at the G.

Round 9 – Richmond v Essendon: Dreamtime Nightmare

Dustin Fletcher doesn’t quite get his dream 400th as Caspar McLeod reports in on the third most important occasion of the footy calendar

Round 8 – Geelong v Carlton: Winter is Coming

Tony Reed is moved to an allegorical tale – or is it a spoof? Whatever, he concludes that the Blues are in long-term strife. Next report from Tony may will be a standard recount of an episode of Game of Thrones.

The history of Essendon and North Melbourne

North Melbourne man Ironmike20, has felt the slings and arrows. Check out his memories of a classic rivalry (“I like beating Essendon a lot.”)

Round 7 – Hawthorn v Melbourne: Contenders v Pretenders

Steve Baker, neutral observer, nearly chokes on his incredulity on the way to the MCG. What’s going on when a coach praises a player for dropping himself? What’s going on when the final margin is 105 points?

WAFL tightens up

Les Everett with Round 7 of the WAFL.

Round 4 – Dr Hooke’s Collingwood Life: I enjoyed that…

A gritty, hard-fought win in the wet to the Woodsmen on ANZAC Day. And Dr Hooke is most pleased.

Cam Hooke’s Collingwood Life: ANZAC Day – The Big One

From the nation’s capitol, Dr Hooke is primed for the ANZAC Day clash against the old foe, Essendon.

AFL Round 3 – Carlton v Essendon: An Evening with Big Nick

John Butler was there as the powerbrokers at Carlton try to reconnect with the faithful…

Carlton Forwards Going Backwards

Paul Mitchell says that last week Carlton’s current forwards scored five goals, while former current forwards kicked nineteen. He discusses this misfortune, and other Blues blues.

Round 3 – Preview: Winter is Coming for Carlton

Now is the winter of Sal Ciardulli’s discontent with his Blues and Friars disappointing last week. Sal previews Round 3 with his usual incisiveness.