AFL Round 23 – The Wrap: Journey’s end for some; the start for others

The Wrapcave is alive with the sounds of Round 23 as he mournfully puts to bed the under-achievers, the old and weary, and honesty in football admin. He is looking forward to September, anointing the Mayblooms as TTTBFTF.

The Pre Wrap – Round XXIII

The Wrapster looks at how the last home and away round of 2013 may unfold.

AFL Round 22 – Review: The Wrap

The main outcome from the round is that Richmond will play Essendon to remain 5th. Unless of course The Dons are stripped of their points. In which case the main interest is who holds Glorious 9th. Three teams can make it: Carlton, Brissy & North.

AFL Round 22 – Preview: The blink and you lose Round

The riddle doing the rounds of the playground is; if Handy Andy, Shoeless Jim, the AFL & the EFC were in a plummeting plane and there was only one parachute, who would be saved?

AFL Round 21 – Review: The Wrap

The Hawks unveiled their Premiership model against The Maggies, who, while far from disgraced, were out gunned.

AFL Round 21 – Preview: The Pre-Wrap

If the appointment of Hird and Thompson (never mind the somewhat unorthodox “fitness” regime) hasn’t stopped Essendon’s traditional season fadeout as September looms, where to next for the Bombers? The Wrap thinks this should probably be addressed at some stage.

AFL Round 20 – Review: The Wrap

The Wrap offers some sage advice to those in charge at Windy Hill (well, those still standing) as the AFL’s decision looms large.

AFL Round 20 – Preview: The Crunch Time Round

While everyone involved in the Essendon drugs scandal start reaching for their lawyers, there’s also a round of footy to be played. The Wrap gives his predictions.

AFL Round 19 – Review: The Wrap

Have you ever thought about the profile of the Footy Fan? The Wrapster has. Take those Sleepy Hollow Faithful – please! (Boom Tish.)

AFL Round 19 – The Pre-Wrap: The Farewell Shoeless Jim Round (and the drawing up of our own drug code)

More musings from the Wrap-cave including some of the clearest analysis of recent happenings you will read.

AFL Round 18 – The Wrap: The Day of Doom Round

James Hird took some positives from their match against the Hawks. The Wrap wonders if he’s setting himself up for The KRudd Shield for delusional excellence. Hey, at least it’s silverware.

The Pre-Wrap: The Round they took the Bombers down

The Wrap looks at the week that was and the weekend that is.

AFL Round 17 – The Wrap: The Day of Infamy round

To Buddy or not to Buddy – that is the question, to some extent, bothering The Hawks. But could it be like The Tiges and RICHO? Their forward line functions better now without THE BIG FELLA than it did with him.

AFL Round 17 – The Pre-Wrap: The Day of Infamy round

The Wrapster made a pledge not to mention peptides or lost points until the Ayatollah got back. Well, he’s back. And it’s becoming increasingly clear that things out at Whingy Hill aren’t as clear cut as some of the Bomberland spruikers would have us believe

AFL Round 16: The Wrap

Carlton President Stephen Kernahan has jumped to the lead of The KRudd Award for delusional excellence over the weekend for the camouflage he’s draped over the yawning cracks at Visy Park. Sir Wrapster is not sure it’s going to buoy the spirits of those at Princes Park sheltering from the bitter chills of reality.

AFL Round 16 – Preview: The Pre-Wrap

What a week it’s been in Footy Wrappers. The Green EDGE bides its time on Le Tour; and The Baggy Green springs the trap against Ye Olde Enemy. Go you Aussie Good Things; put a gap in ‘em.

AFL Round 15 – The Wrap

Won’t someone think of Mr & Mrs Football and all the Little Footballs? And Chris Scott’s blood pressure? After round 15, The Wrap is on Maggot Watch.

AFL Round 15 – Pre-Wrap: Entering the home straight round

The Wrap is pondering significant questions, significant absences and smoke signals as he lights the way in a challenging round for punters.

AFL Round 14 – The Wrap: The Steady As She Goes round

The Wrap believes some of the more cynical Students of The Game may have drawn the conclusion that there’s a fair amount of stage management in this whole Peptide Scandal. Still, it sells newspapers, and isn’t that the point?

AFL Round 14 – preview: The Pre-Wrap

The Wrap is suggesting – respectfully of course – that the scheduling of the Ayatollah’s annual leave may well have been ill timed.