Cat P*rn & the Ross Lyon Vortex

Damien Little examines the existence of a “Ross Lyon Vortex”, and throws a few statistical comparisons with Geelong into the mix.

AFL Round 18: St. Kilda v Fremantle – A Miracle at the Dome

I’m sure Almanackers everywhere immediately thought of Yvette when they saw that the Saints had pulled off the upset of the year. Here is her report

Monday’s experts: R.Lyon is a successful coach with a successful method (or where would you rather be?)

You can’t blame Fremantle’s style of play for the Grand Final loss, writes David Wilson. The style works. It took Lyon’s team to a Grand Final and, but for several fluffed shots at goal, could have taken them all the way.

AFL Grand Final: From Purple Haze to Black Daze

It’s Sunday morning after the day before for Freo fan Di Waddingham, whose sadness will not wash away.

10 Ways to Deal with Losing the Big One

Our Tibetan correspondent Rinpoche Jeff Dowsing provides sage consolation about impermanence to fans of tomorrow’s losing team. He also advocates wearing brown trousers and drinking yourself into a stupor. But then again he is a Collingwood man. Read on for all sorts of unexpected enlightenment.

Crowley the key to Dockers’ chances

Ryan Crowley is loved by his mother, his team mates, Dockers fans and Jackson Clark. Our man in the Deep North tells us why Crowley’s stopping job on Sam Mitchell will be a key to the result.

2013 AFL Grand Final Infographic

Move over Weg, Jake Stevens offers pictures to help the linguistically challenged post-lunch Almanacker. Move over Caro and Gerard, he’s doing the Festival of the Boot live webstreaminternetcast thingo for Latrobe Uni tomorrow afternoon. Log in and do yourself a favour (we’re still very 80’s here at Almanac HQ).

Coaches – Unlocking/Suppressing Potential

The improved performance of Fremantle and Port Adelaide since the changeover of coaches begs a few questions. Does anybody have the answers?

History hates Fremantle

An unapologetic Matt Watson is unashamedly biased towards Victorian teams, so he wants Fremantle to lose the grand final. (He hopes Hawthorn doesn’t botch their chance but won’t be surprised if they do.)

AFL Finals Week 3 – Fremantle v Sydney: Last stop on the Line

Fremantle put a pillow over the face of Sydney’s premiership defence and pressed down hard, writes Tom Bally. Today’s broadcast is all about Sydney’s season that was.

The Real Semi-Final Weekend Preview – Feeling a bit dusty!

Sal Ciardulli has the good oil – on Dusty Martin, the Bombers, last weekend’s vanquished, the People’s Finals, and this weekend’s racing. Need a tip? Sal’s your man.

AFL Round 23 – St.Kilda v Fremantle: Once again, Saints look to next year

No strangers themselves to sensation, the St Kilda players found sensation overtaking them, like it or not, before they’d even pulled on a boot to meet Fremantle in Round 23, writes Brian Matthews.

AFL Finals Week 1 – Geelong v Fremantle: A long day

Standing on the Gary Ablett Terrace on Saturday, Stephen Cooke thought Fremantle had ended Geelong’s premiership chances. Now, he’s looking forward to squaring up in the Grand Final.

AFL Finals Week 1 – Geelong v Fremantle: Walk On

Fremantle were too good; too accomplished. They split Geelong open with brutal precision, but you lick your wounds and move forward, says Dips O’Donnell.

AFL Finals Week 1 – Geelong v Fremantle: Boy am I happy (or 23 ways to skin a cat – tissues anyone?)

It is amazing how a game of footy can change your whole psych, your view of the world. One minute you are screaming abuse at the AFL for last minute decisions, the next you are deliriously happy.

Flirting with form

Flirting with form, particularly so close to finals, is fraught with danger. Ross Lyon should know this more than most, he did it in 2009 with St.Kilda too.

More Memories of Kardinia Park: Too cold for footy

While Les is on a role, we reprise his story about another visit to Kardinia Park to see his Dockers play, on a day when the weather was inclement to say the least.

AFL Round 22 – Fremantle v Port Adelaide: A perfect Saturday

If David Zampatti could build a perfect Saturday, he’d start with the one just gone and only tinker with the edges.

AFL Round 22 – Fremantle v Port Adelaide: See the Power fly up, up!

Dan Hansen swears Port sang the theme song with gusto on Saturday night – Essendon’s theme song that is.

AFL Round 22 – Fremantle v Port Adelaide: A crazy year

In one dizzy year, Port Adelaide has become this year’s gatekeeper of the eight. After its loss, and news from Windy Hill, they flew home in a better position than when the game started. This is a crazy year, writes John Kingsmill.