Round 2 – St Kilda v Western Bulldogs: We are where we are, and nowhere else

The Saints’ lacklustre loss to the Bulldogs was profoundly dispiriting, writes Yvette Wroby, but faith and hope are trickling back as this week’s celebration beckons.

Haiku Bob – Round 2 – Long Way From Home

Haiku Bob, still on holidays in Bali, returns to the pub where he watched the Pies get annihilated the previous week….and has a very different night.

Round 2 – Hawthorn v West Coast

Peter Cahill reports on a satisfying, grinding, win with the Hawks far from their best, but doing enough to get the points.

The bumpy road to Round 1: A Tiger mate departs far too soon

In this tribute, Sean prepared for the 2016 Season to help a mate and fellow Richmond supporter. [Our thoughts for you and Graham’s family – Ed]

Round 2 – GWS v Geelong: Prophetic

Canberra turned on a perfect autumn afternoon, the game was a sell-out and Geelong was smashed at the stoppages.

Dear Gillon, here’s a Grand Final day idea…

Sean Mortel provides a template for Gil McLachlan to consider when selecting the entertainment for this year’s AFL Grand Final.

Post Humanist Footy: the galactic game

If you thought next week’s tips were hard enough, imagine a world of post-humanist footy. DNA, robotics, football brain development farms… Rick Trewavas takes us to a possible future.

Round 2 – Carlton v Sydney: Love You. Miss You: Emotional Messages en route to Etihad Stadium

Jan travelled down the Hume in a journey full of sentiment and a successful Swans against the Blues.

Round 2 – GWS v Geelong: Hoskin-Elliott soars to the stratosphere while Mumford takes the more direct approach

Peter Crossing sees the Giants come of age in their best performance at Manuka and arguably their best win against a quality opponent.

Round 2 – Adelaide v Port Adelaide: Cometh the Hour, Cometh the Pressure – Hinkley’s Lament

Port Adelaide are only two rounds in, but according to chrism76, crisis’ don’t pick and choose their time.

Round 2 – GWS v Geelong: Giants step up

Peter Clark watched a more desperate Giants apply greater sustained pressure and moved the ball far more fluently than the Cats .

Local footy: Pambula Panthers host the Eden Whalers in the season opener

da mcdonell enjoys a round of country footy and reports football is alive and well on the south coast of NSW, Pambula Panthers hosting the Eden Whalers.

Round 2 – Carlton v Sydney: Brighton Diggins Cup

Keiran Croker sees the Sydney Swans greater depth and maturity tell over the younger Blues

AFL Round Two Performance Reviews

Just when you think you have a handle of where teams are situated the whole thing gets turned on its head after one round, read Trevor’s Round 2 review.

Round 2 – Carlton v Sydney: A win for the ages

Ross Treverton remembers when a win against the Blues was a surprise rather than an expectation

Nearly the perfect weekend, but near enough doesn’t pay out.

Melbourne Rebels ruin an almost perfect weekend for Wayne Ball

Round 2 – Hawthorn v West Coast: Seers of Miseries

Steve Hodder says don’t waste your time paying attention to the so-called experts when it comes to Hawthorn.

Cam Hookes’ Collingwood Life 2016 – Round 2 Review

Cam Hooke’s Collingwood Life reviews Pies Round 2 win over Richmond

Almanac Weekend Sport Review – April’s Fool: Ch 7 have no idea about promoting AFL in Sydney

All the sports results worth knowing and a gripe about AFL on free to air in Sydney

Oh we’re from Neverland…

Richmond needs to rebuild according to Cranky Pete.