by Chris Riordan I haven’t minded the BBL. Certainly no TV boycott in our house, though no plans have been built around it. I’ll take it as a regular TV presence rather than the old summer staple of Gary Wilkinson and Allan Stone butchering the tennis every afternoon! Contrary to the marketers’ hype, part [Read more]
Crio’s Racing: Magic Millions 2012
Keen racing fans will know that this is Magic Millions time. This concept, driven by master-promoters Gerry Harvey and John Singleton, has been an unequivocal success. The prizemoney and the profile are huge and, from a P1 meeting, it is now a major racing “event” in Queensland with more Government money about to be pumped [Read more]
Crio’s Q: Sporting Sounds
The unmistakable response of the crowd to the caller’s “They’re off in The Cup”. The groan/giggle that echoes around the ground after a batsman gets hit in the box. The boom of a big ace. “Sounds of sport.” Some are instantly recognizable. As a kid I vividly remember the respect rising to a roar as [Read more]
Crio’s Racing: Pack Your Picnic Hamper
Within a month we will be cranking up for the early Autumn features, but for the present it is very much “off-peak” for an industry that never really stops. There are, of course, heaps of meetings of various charm, with the summer picnics probably still the most appealing. This Saturday, for example, the Gunbower Cup [Read more]
Crio’s Q: Alternate Summer Soundtracks
Rather than “the cricket’s on the radio”, the companion sport for this summer is becoming “the BBL on FOXTEL.” For pubs, couches and campsites with access, the Big Bash is the preferred distraction. It is carving an undeniable place in the holiday landscape, but some parts still worry me. The music, for example. Especially in [Read more]
Crio’s Racing: New Year 2011 to 2012
Just as well that this is a time of year when many people neither know nor care what day of the week it is – a look at the racing fixture would hardly help. This weekend offers an unusual cast of meetings. The regular Saturday afternoon habit is delayed to a NYE under lights at [Read more]
Crio’s Q: Sports “Objectivity”
“I just call it as I see it”. The mantra of a commentator – sports, politics, whatever. But that’s not always the case. As Richie would say, “Welcome back to the cricket”. Bill’s pumping up the Vics, Tony’s stirring couch Aussies and the watchers whinge of blatant bias. Who would have thought? Remarkably, though, they [Read more]
Crio’s Racing: Christmas ‘Stocking Fillers”
A long, long time ago, our family sat around the kitchen table on Christmas Eve. 5DN (Adelaide’s racing station) was doubtless droning in the background. Mum and Dad were quietly and totally tuckered and my siblings and I restless, when Mum suddenly soliloquized; “Of all nights, how could people even consider running, let alone going [Read more]
Crio’s Q: Opening Stinkers and Rare Clinkers
Good advice to potential speechmakers is simple: “If you can’t be great, be brief”. Sports “events” organisers clearly disagree. Look at the evolution of “pre-match”.
Crio’s Racing: Punt vs the Shopping
I need the work and the money and really like my job at the races. So I’ll be at the Valley on Friday night and also at Flemington on Saturday – but I struggle to mount a case for others to do likewise. Perhaps the fine forecast might encourage a night on the lawns or [Read more]
Crio’s Q: Praying for Failure
I think I wanted Phil Hughes to fail. Melbourne supporters might understand. Maybe even Tiges when Jordy’s late kick sailed through? “For the greater good”. “The end justifies the means”. Have others found themselves secretly (or overtly) barracking against the result they should favor? It can be malice, money or ulterior motive…but I’m guilty many [Read more]
Crio’s Racing: A Crowded Weekend
We have a ridiculously cluttered metropolitan racing schedule this weekend and, it would be fair to say, the quality of the local fields could not be the lure for attendance. I guess the 3 meetings- Valley Nights on Friday, HQ Saturday and a twilight at MV Sunday- each have their particular focus and we need [Read more]
Crio’s Q: Models
I’d just reflex flicked on the car radio in transit from home to can’t remember. My guess is that it was a draftee being interviewed. The answer I was hearing intrigued me…here’s my recollection… “Bit like Dale Morris.” “Love how Josh Gibson goes about it.” “Hard at it like Campbell Brown.” Presumably he was [Read more]
Crio’s Racing: Summer comes with the Cricket
The Brisbane Test formalises summer’s arrival and, with it, Racing’s requirement to relinquish theatre-goers’ interest. But, much like modern cricket schedules, racing grinds on away from the spotlight. Serious punters might be battling for cash to send around – all businesses are tight and, for punters, results have been dire of late. Last Friday night’s [Read more]
Crio’s Q: …time please, Gentlemen
Those of us who watch and comment on Test Cricket are convinced of its unique qualities and enduring fascination. We love it. “Why…just look at the AUST/SA and INDIA/WI Tests completed last week.” But others are less convinced. Slow. Irrelevant. Outdated. “Look”, they counter, “at the crowds and coverage last week!”.
Crio’s Racing: Sandown & Canterbury…reality
TVN have this week been reduced to “breathlessly” promoting Saturday’s feature meetings to be covered from..…Betfair Park and Canterbury! These are both terrific tracks for punting and watching, but the impression is of mid-weekers now being the best on offer. Last Sunday I was at the Ballarat Cup meeting and it seems pretty obvious that [Read more]
Crio’s Q: The Next Wave
Let’s not let the great win at The Bullring hide the need for Australian cricket to embrace a transitional phase. This should be exciting – a far cry from the “unchanged” lineups when teams were so predictable. It also should place increased emphasis on Shield and Futures performances as players strive to thrust their names [Read more]
Crio’s Racing: After the Goldrush
Punters will be flyblown after another pounding out at Sandown last Saturday….good meeting, good crowd, good results for the bookies. Looks like we’ll be back to the old regulars when we front at the Valley this Saturday and have to hope that Ballarat drags a Carnival crowd when we pitch our stand at their Cup [Read more]
Crio’s Q: word association
by Chris Riordan You know the game. Word association. Answer with the first thought. For Joe Frazier, much, it seems, to his chagrin, it was Ali. Some pairs just become inextricably linked. Borg = McEnroe Lou = Jack play on…
Crio’s Racing: The Sandown Saturday After, 2011
Hmmm….the Saturday after “Final Day”. Tough to convince anyone that there’s still races on, let alone Sandown’s “Classic” meeting, strewn with highly competitive Group and Listed races. It’s a particularly hard sell to punters who copped a pounding last week and there will be little solace that the bookies who roll down Dandy Rd in [Read more]











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