warm up – Leon practices kicking opportunistic goals my entire life coming here not knowing what will happen waiting for the moon – we can’t get it out of the middle daylight savings ends – Collingwood whittles away the light approaching dusk… the moment between winning and losing shades of pink in the ghost gum [Read more]
AFL Round 1 – Collingwood v Melbourne: Melbourne have a Jolly Ball
by Paul Harkin (with Danny Roach votes by Phil Cornell) I was looking for some positive omens before the big match and found one in a most unusual place. My new 2010 Collingwood cap told me to wash it in “luke warm water” (without a capital “L”). Despite Darren Jolly having an ordinary game last [Read more]
Haiku Bob – AFL Round 1 – the cackle of magpies
first game of the year arriving at the ground too early early lead recalling last year’s early lead so humid the defensive line fans out windless afternoon – Harry’s dreadlocks still swinging one more drops into the hole Barry fills no sweat Medhurst plucks the ball from the muggy air wherever he goes Johnno [Read more]
Pies triumph on a day of firsts
It has been 197 days since I’ve experienced the warm inner glow and sweet sweet taste of a Pies’ victory and it feels as good as I remember it. As Foreigner sang all those years ago “It feels like the first time, it feels like the very first time.” Speaking of first times, a Round 1 [Read more]
Floreat Pica Society: Pendles hangs on to win prestigious Horsburgh Medal
By Steve Fahey gala festive occasion; festive gathering for sports galah (slang) fool, simpleton, show-off The fifth annual gathering of the Floreat Pica Society was again a gala/galah evening, with twenty-something Floreat Picans gathered to celebrate another year’s pleasure and pain watching the Pies and to count the votes after Round 17 for the prestigious [Read more]
AFL Grand Final – Haiku Bob – a thin mist
Grand final day every seat taken on the couch clouds black and blue the crunch of bodies to kill the ball no goals… wild applause greets a smother shots for goal sprayed far and wide like Goddard’s nose all day the rain Ablett not falling [Read more]
Haiku Bob: AFL Finals – week 3 – oceans of torment
heavy rain – beyond the old picket fence oceans of torment swirling sky beneath dark clouds and umbrellas Harry spears the first downpour – one Cat then another bobs up rain stops – our defence leaks Ablett sky clears Leon has left us too wanting the scores to be different I drink more moon spills [Read more]
Haiku Bob: AFL finals – week 2 – closer to oblivion
night trickles in… Maxwell’s early blunders clear as day a flock of Crows only one of them carrying the ball unseasonal heat a detectable haze across the forward line another September Leon’s basket of tricks snapped shut white-hot moon we edge closer to oblivion blustery wind the less polished among [Read more]
AFL Semi-Finals: Never-say-die Pies prise prize from under Crows’ eyes
By Steve Fahey Floreat Pican John Ramsdale wrote last week of his sense of déjà vu in watching our ordinary performance in our opening finals appearance. This week the Pies’ stunning last-gasp win over the Crows gave me a double sense of déjà vu. Why a double sense ? Firstly because this game was nearly [Read more]
AFL Finals – Week 1 – Haiku Bob – riding the roar
September – Collingwood’s defeat has the run of the house afternoon stillness the absent drift and pause of Pendlebury seconds later Presti arrives punching air in nearby worlds forwards who kick goals sun and cloud we hit the front briefly day begins to shrink [Read more]
Haiku Bob – AFL Round 22 – unmistakable stench
twilight game the city’s groan circles the Dome from wing to wing we try to make the ball go forward Dogs on another fast break paint peeling from the rafters leisurely Leon spears a pass to his opponent getting jumpy Wellingham crumbs and goals his own fumble twilight our hopes slowly fade but fade they [Read more]
Haiku Bob – AFL Round 21 – such and such
Sunday football – players emerge head-bowed from their sermons blowing a gale – trees and forwards stripped of life for some the ball goes only where the wind wants it to two fumbles and suddenly Dick in the clear late winter squall – smooth passing gone with [Read more]
Haiku Bob – AFL Round 20 – holding it all together
early resistance over before my first beer shaking off winter Swan loses another tag late winter squall spot fires stretch across half-forward dust settles… magpies go back to feeding on remains fragmented sky Didak holding it all together kick out – passing clouds bunch up empty paper bag [Read more]
Haiku Bob – AFL Round 19 – dreaded hope
mid-August returning on cue dreaded hope TV game in prime position the sleeping dog night begins to cool players not yet hardened to their task deceived by the bounce clouds leave behind the moon moonlight mixes with wine the game starts to open up time-on game in the balance dog snores at my feet magnolias [Read more]
Haiku Bob – AFL Round 18 – the big sticks
murky stars the air heavy with Presti’s absence deep winter the mating season for misdirected kicks moon glint a daisy among the weeds of our forward line night mist Leon turns expressionist another behind – a seagull sails between the big sticks slow moving [Read more]
AFL Round 17 – Haiku Bob – winter sounds
Friday Night Football florescent ump waits for TV cue I slurp plastic beer
AFL Round 17 (FPS): “I hate Carlton!”
by Michael Atta REPUGNANT :- Carlton Supporters There is no better feeling than waking up on a Saturday morning knowing that your beloved Collingwood has thumped the old foe in Carlton and you have the remainder of the weekend to savior the Victory. It also means that we can watch all the TV [Read more]
AFL Round 16 – Haiku Bob – from somewhere a cloud
stars appearing our game plan in a million pieces gazing at the centre half forward no longer there sharp wind Hodge’s torpedo pierces the night swirling breeze whichever way we want to go we can’t cloudless night from somewhere a cloud of hawks in the clear Toovey kicks it [Read more]
Haiku Bob: AFL Round 15: blur of bodies
hot start the coolness in our play Leon’s blind turn I top up the wine glass without looking surrounded by winter O’Bree works the ball loose unnoticed rolling thunder the ball tumbles from end to end dwindling lead I take everything back in winter’s hold driven only by the goal we need less than a [Read more]
Haiku Bob: AFL Round 14 – green shoots
first bounce the calm of dusk disperses green shoots spear through charred remains Cloke finding form no breeze to speak of the moon at the scoring end artificial light Daisy’s goal fanciful Presti repels another attack moths bash into floodlights wondering what it is that makes Jack kick so straight [Read more]











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