Round 6 – Collingwood v Geelong: Pies pumped after getting jumped, Cloke’s kicking has us stumped

Welcome to Peter Butler who debuts for the Floreat Pica Society. Unfortunately the Cats leave him with more questions than answers as the mystery which is Travis Cloke’s kicking continues to baffle

Round 5 – Carlton v Collingwood: As it turned out, it wasn’t all about Mick

Mick Malthouse may have the respect and gratitude of members of the Floreat Pica Society. However, there was plenty more to like about Buckley’s Pies

AFL Round 21 – Collingwood v Brisbane: Bali in September is nice – where is my tropical shirt?

Paul Taylor drew the short straw for the Floreat Pica Society watching his Magpies succumb to injuries and Brisbane. He’d rather be sunning himself in Bali or at Victoria Park watching the ressies.

AFL Round 19 – Collingwood v Port Adelaide (FPS): Magpies finally secure the win after a long drought

Luke Reynolds for the Floreat Pica Society talks about the pain of the past 35 days with their beloved Magpies but, on Sunday, their team showed true perseverance and grabbed a well-deserved win.

AFL Round 16 – Gold Coast v Collingwood: Persistently Profligate Pies Eclipsed by Suns

When is too much Collingwood never enough? When they lose (unbiased opinion – Ed.) Steve Fahey pens a longer, more Collingwood-centric view for the Floreat Pica Society of Saturday night’s game on the Gold Coast.

AFL Round 14 – Hawthorn v Collingwood (Floreat Pica Society): Momentum killers

Ramon Dobb, for the Floreat Pica Society, saw the big moments pass Collingwood by against Hawthorn on World Giraffe Day.

AFL Round 12 – Melbourne v Collingwood: Pugnacious Pies Defeat Defensive Dees

Collingwood won, but even the Floreat Pica scribe Paul O’Connell struggles to find positives in a dour, defensive struggle. Somehow he manages.

AFL Round 11 – St. Kilda v Collingwood: Junktime at The Dome

Ramondobb’s report on Friday night’s Pies v Saints clash, including a nice touch to mark indigenous round.

AFL Round 10 – Collingwood v West Coast (Floreat Pica Society): Pies steal the show and the points

Kevin Ramsdale gives the black and white view of an entertaining contest in the Saturday gloaming. [Magnificently Magpie stuff – Ed]

AFL Round 9 – Adelaide v Collingwood (Floreat Pica Society): Tick. Tock. It’s an ambush!

The full moon, time passing, Tommy’s passing, neighbour Bob’s passing, Collingwood’s temporary (?) passing. If life is about acceptance, how can Collingwood’s loss matter?

AFL Round 6 – Collingwood v Essendon (Floreat Pica Society): Pies pip Dons in Anzac Day #20 classic

ANZAC Day Equation 1: 3 x Collingwood quarters > 1 x Essendon Quarter.
ANZAC Day Equation 2: ANZAC Day Football is NOT the ANZAC Day commemoration
Dave Nadel reports for the Floreat Pica Society.

AFL Round 5 – Collingwood v North Melbourne (Floreat Pica Society): A road trip to remember and cherish for passionate Pies

Luke Reynolds has the Floreat Pica responsibilities this week, and is happy to report on a fine Pies win.

AFL Round 4 – Richmond v Collingwood: Pies, Tigers and membership card substitutes in the air

Mayuran Jeyarajah writes for the Floreat Pica Society about the Magpies solid win over the Tigers on Friday night. MJ is pleased to find to find that his Magpies are good, while the Tigers are good for footy.

AFL Round 3 – Collingwood v Geelong: Known Unknowns and other Rumsfeldian Prognostications

Steve Fahey offers thoughtful Rumsfeldian insights into the form and future of his beloved Magpies (p.s. he mentions in passing that the other mob were too classy).

AFL Round 1 – Collingwood v Fremantle: Humbled Pies (Floreat Pica Society)

Paul Taylor runs the ruler over his Pies in Round 1 and finds them coming up short. Are the Pies that bad, or are the Dockers that good?

AFL Round 20 – Sydney v Collingwood (Floreat Pica Society report): Beam us up, Scotty

Collingwood’s win was their best interstate effort since the drawn final against West Coast in 2007, writes Andrea McNamara.

AFL Round 14 – Port Adelaide v Collingwood: PORT (Pretender Or Real Threat?) answer smacks Pies in the face

Travelling to Adelaide to watch Port seemed like a pleasant idea at the start of the year. As Steve Fahey took his seat at Football Park, he wondered – is Collingwood a contender or pretender?

AFL Round 11 – Melbourne v Collingwood (Floreat Pica): Patchy Pies destroy dispirited Demons

Yesterday was the first time Pies fan Mayuran Jeyarajah felt sympathy for her opponent. Oh Melbourne, does it get any worse?

AFL Round 10 – Brisbane v Collingwood (Floreat Pica): No Cloke but Pies stick dagger into Lions

Andrew McNamara saw glimpses of Buckley’s Brigade, his team of the future and his game plan on Friday night.

AFL Round 6 – Collingwood v St.Kilda: Pies prevail over sinking Saints but no splash

These teams aren’t quite what they were, and will need to learn to swim better and faster if they want to be competitive with the best.