Christmas Wrapping

Here’s one we couldn’t hold over till the days drew shorter and the rich aroma of briquette smoke and the thunk of leather on leather turned our minds to more serious matters than the captaincy of Pup and the longevity of Punter & Mr Cricket.

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.  The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Schooner of New”.  The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the man,  “What’s your IQ?”  The guy says,” 168.”  The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious.  So he goes back into the bar.  The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”  The guy says, “Schooner of New”.  Again, the robot pours a great beer and gives it to the man, and asks, “What’s your IQ?”  The guy says, “100.”  The robot then starts to talk about V8 Super cars, MotoGP, Tooheys beers and Supercheap Auto.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.  He goes back into the bar.  The robot says, “What will you have?”  The guy says, “Schooner of New,” and the robot brings him another great beer.  The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”  The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”

The robot leans in real close and asks,  “So, you people happy with Buckley as coach?

Have great break Wrappers.  And may 2012 bring you renewed Faith for Your Family and Self Belief for your Team.

About John Mosig

I'm an Aussie Rules tragic who can remember, as a four year old, shaking the hand of Captain Blood in the rooms just before he ran out onto the ground after half time, as my Old Man slipped him a packet of under-the-counter Craven A cork tipped. Now it's my turn to take my grandson Ben through the ritual of character building that is the journey through PUNT ROAD to the outside world.


  1. Great to hear you are still in fine form Mr Wrap. I was behind a 4WD on the weekend that had the rear windows plastered with “The Tigers are on the Prowl” or “The Tigers are on the Rise” or similar. I think they were recycled from when the Giesch was appointed coach. TLSTF indeed.

  2. Happy Christmas Wrapster.

    I heard a good joke on the week end – What do Molly Meldrum and St Kilda have in common? Neither can stay on top of a ladder for very long!

  3. Hey Wrap, I don’t get it. What was the answer to the last question? Was he happy with Bucks or not?

    GO PIES!

    Happy Christmas to all.

    MOC (IQ of 170 when last checked, but that was well over a thousand beers ago).

  4. How’d you go opening on Saturday MOC?

  5. Could be double with that now MOC. I’m afraid we haven’t downloaded the robot’s interrogatory receptor analyser (IRA) yet, but personal surveys suggest a fifty fifty split. Personally I think he’ll re-group the team that Coach Brewery rent asunder. Coach Brewery and the GFC that is.

    Dips – I’m getting mileage out of the Molly Ladder joke already.

    And PeterB – we throw nothing out at Punt Road – only our coaches.

  6. Nice one wrapster.

    Me Tiger tragic bruvver reckons the Tiges will play finals next year.

    Geez Dips thats to the point.

  7. As someone who worked at Supercheap Auto as a teenager, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

  8. Don’t you worry about that Phanto. The tom toms are beating out the message. From the Deep Woods to Morristown – BIT BIT BIT.

  9. Barny/Josh's dad says

    A Collingwood joke, guy picks up a girl in a pub, they go back to his place,get down to it, she takes of her clothes and he see’s two big tattoo’s on each thigh, whats that he says. Do you know anything about AFL football she say’s, a little he says. I am a passionate Collingwood supporter, see thats Dane Swan on this leg and that’s Daisey Thomas on this leg. He says I bet that’s Harry O”Brien in the middle.

  10. Gordon Leschke says

    I like that, it is wonderful to be able o laugh at ones self

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