Round 4 – Adelaide v Essendon: Betts & Walker the New Beethoven & Mozart

Tex Walker and Sir Edward Betts combine in perfect symphony to crush Essendon. As always, Malcolm Rulebook Ashwood is on hand with a comprehensive match report.

AFL Round 6 – Melbourne v Sydney: Familiarity brings comfort

Our Australian of the Year triumphantly returns to a familiar field wearing red and white.

AFL Round 6 – Melbourne v Sydney: Unattractive footy? Could not be further from the truth!

Melbourne fan Stephen Whiteside says radio commentators missed the point of last night’s game against the Swans, and that Melbourne fans had a small, but important, win.