AFL Round 5 – Geelong v Hawthorn: It’s All About Feng Shui

Dennis Gedling knows what will lead to an Easter Monday win – an exact replay of his matchday routine from every previous Easter Monday. Watching a Geelong v Hawthorn game sober is hell, but he’ll take one for the team.

AFL Round 5 – Geelong v Hawthorn: Either way, cracking game

A really thoughtful (and magnanimous) report of a tense match. Trucker Slim casts a mature Hawthorn eye on yesterday’s thrilling struggle.

AFL Round 5 – Geelong v Hawthorn: Cats Take the Chocolates

Hawks fans are used to the Cats winning these, and they don’t seem too concerned.

The First Wonder of the 2014 Season

Step right up. Easter Monday’s clash between the Hawks and the Cats under the big top promises all the fun of the fair. [slightly bizarre and other worldly but I think I get it – Ed]