The Bishop, the Nun and the Matador
The bishop called the nun a whore
for sleeping with the matador.
The feisty nun replied with malice:
‘Perhaps the issue is you’re jealous.’
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About Damian Balassone
Damian Balassone is a failed half-forward flanker who writes poetry. He is the author of 'Strange Game in a Strange Land'.
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Haha I’d say the nun was correct !!
;)