Round 4 – St Kilda v Carlton: The Plane, The Party, The People, The Parade/Commemoration, The Pummelling, The Pooped and Peaceful Night after, The Paddy and The Punt, and the Place.

Brought to you by the letter P; part match report, part tour diary, Yvette Wroby made the trip across the ditch for the Saints and Carlton game. No points, but a good time was had by all – especially being taught how to drop punt by a number one draft pick.

AFL Round 6 – St Kilda v Brisbane: The View of New Zealand from Shepparton

Peter Schumacher is glad his Lions have more energy than he does and will take the win despite not being a fan of footy scheduled for across the ditch.