“I was saying ‘Boourns’…”

Shannon Byrnes as a player could frustrate, but by equal measure (or more) could wow with moments of brilliance.

He was an AFL footballer, but he was also glaringly human. One of us. A man of the people with flaws and ambitions bigger than his body.

He was not a flashy small forward who’d produce a stunning highlights reel in the ilk of Cyril Rioli (though he had pace to burn) but he perfected the art not just of kicking goals from the goal square, but from the goal line.

The death-defying, heart-stopping trick started with a selfless but senseless Nathan Ablett pass in the 2007 Grand Final, and evolved into the ‘Byrnesy special’.

I still like to that maintain his disallowed goal (which he kicked from a foot out against Collingwood in season 2010) cost us the momentum in that game, cost us the momentum in that season, and gave Collingwood the run to the premiership.

You see, Byrnesy was a very important man at Geelong.

He was a bigger part of the 2007 and 2009 premierships than most people realise.

Speaking on the Cats’ Decade of Dominance DVD, James Kelly said Byrnes was responsible for the drought-breaking premiership win in 2007. (Whether it was said tongue-in-cheek or not is completely irrelevant. Completely.)

“When we got into the changerooms we were talking about our zones,” Kelly said on Decade of Dominance. “Bomber asked Shannon Byrnes – everyone was real tense, you could feel the tension in the room – and Bomber asked Shannon Byrnes what we were doing with the zones, and Byrnesy just got it completely wrong. Absolutely wrong. Like, he was way off and everyone just burst out laughing straight away.

“It sort of relaxed the whole group, and once everyone got that laugh out of the way it was quite serious after that, but that – it took the edge off it, and everyone could just focus on the football and play.

“I credit Byrnesy for winning the Grand Final for us in the meeting.”

In 2009, there were some vital contests in the final quarter where he stood up, ran around Raph Clarke (though some may argue Clarke was essentially playing for Geelong that day) and got the Cats going. It was Byrnes at the bottom of the pack in the goal square who dished the ball out to Varcoe, who then set up Chappy for that goal.

We could’ve won in 2008 if he was in the side.

Byrnesy was sometimes maligned on the field throughout his career, but there was never any doubt about his form off it. A larrikin, the king of comedy, @ShannonBoourns has been at the forefront of comedic capers since he appeared on Before The Game’s Grand Final show many, many years ago, alerting the people of Australia to his very sick friend Cameron Ling, who suffered from red hair.

He was known to once or twice put his foot in it, forgetting to toe the party line vis-à-vis injuries to his teammates, accidentally telling the media the truth.

But the risk of a Shannon slip-up, on or off the field, was more than worth it for the absolute gold he provided.

Everything else aside, Shannon Byrnes retired a two-time premiership player. Not too many players out there can lay claim to that.

And in 2012, playing his last game as a Cat, Shannon Byrnes finished with the ball in his hand, raising it in the air in joy as the siren sounded. His teammates were over and hugging him before he’d even had the chance to take his kick. But kick he did after the siren, his trusty left boot getting the job done as the VFL Cats claimed the premiership.

He’d come a long way from the young man donning the number 46 as a rookie. He was still young(ish), but somewhere along the line they upgraded him to 17.

Two AFL premierships, one VFL premiership, two pre-season premierships.

A Facebook page dedicated to the appreciation of his impressive calves.

An all-round top bloke who’s funny as anything and introduced “What Grinds My Gears” to the world.

A champion of the game. Byrnesy – you’ll always be my favourite.

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