Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: The Rules (With deference to Pink Floyd)

The rules don’t need no alterations
Tom Will’s game is AOK
the rules just need interpretation

 

 

Hey! Gillon, leave the game alone.

 

All umpires need is a clear understanding that’s all
All umpires need is a clear understanding that’s all

 

 

We don’t need no rules committee
The rules we have are clearly stated
Interpretation is the answer

 

 

Heh! Gillon, leave them rules alone
Heh! Gillon, leave the game alone

 

 

All in all we want is a clear understanding that’s all
All umpires need is a clear understanding that’s all

 

 

© The Rhymer 2018