Virat Kohli

Is Virat

the rat?


Or is Kohli





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About Damian Balassone

Damian Balassone is a failed half-forward flanker who writes poetry. He is the author of 'Strange Game in a Strange Land'.


  1. He is a holy rat

  2. He’s a Siberian hamster.

  3. Colin Ritchie says

    He can bat,
    I’ll give him that!

  4. He can bat leave it at that

  5. Luke Reynolds says

    Kohli summed up perfectly in four short lines.

    What a player.

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