The Feats of Pete
I marvel at the feats,
the feats of Pete,
on his left or on his right,
this man inspired the Black & White.
I marvel at the feats,
the feats of Pete,
whose 97 freakish snags
propelled the Woodsmen to a flag.
I marvel at the feats,
the feats of Pete,
The reason I wax lyrical:
his semen spawned two miracles.
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About Damian Balassone
Damian Balassone is a failed half-forward flanker who writes poetry. He is the author of 'Strange Game in a Strange Land'.
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What a man. Brilliant ending!
Cheers, Luke. He’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Magnificent Family, and a “happy ending” too ?
Was meant to be “Magnificent Damo” but autocorrect had its way and “Magnificent Family” was pretty good effort from the phone.
Ha. “Magnificent Family” works beautifully, couldn’t have said it better. Fwiw, I actually had another version which ended with the following verse:
I marvel at the emissions,
the emissions of the magician,
whose swift ejaculations
produced two freak sensations.