AFL Round 3 – Geelong v Carlton: I Am Carlton (Malthouse, you are not)

Following Carlton’s loss, True Blue Mady Brennan dislikes Malthouse and the board that appointed him that little bit more. Ratts could have had the Blues 0-3 at this stage too, and at least He Is Carlton.

I am Carlton; I am tanking

By Damien Little I don’t profess to be knowledgeable on the intricacies of football strategy and structures – but omitted N. Duigan and M. Watson – what the F*@k! Are we trying to win games here? Can someone please help to explain this to me before I start punching holes in walls like Alastair Clarkson.