March 21 Season Launch in Melbourne



Kick On (the catering arm of Malarkey Publications) presents:


The Footy Almanac Season Launch

Come and celebrate the start of another footy season.

Put in your Tip the Top 8 – and hope you are on the podium at the Grand Final Eve Lunch.


Hear from some champion footballers:

Possibles: Cazaly, Barassi, Pratt, MacNamara, Bunton, Whitten, Wills.

Probables: a Gale or two, a Riewoldt or two, a Selwood or four, Wayne Campbell, Richo.


Where:  Waterside Hotel, cnr Flinders and King Sts in Melbourne (our new pub)

When:   March 21, 12.30 for 1pm and meandering through the afternoon

Panel:    Mystery crew of launchers tallying dozens of VFL/AFL games (if not more) between them

Cost:      $50 includes entrée and main, drinks at bar prices


Bookings essential (limited places – about 55):  [email protected] (best to get in early)


Kick On, building on two great traditions:

Not going back to work.

Not having a job.


The Footy Almanac: ensuring you remain unemployable.


  1. My suggestion for a latin motto for Kick On – Opus Exspectare – “Work can wait..”

  2. Damien Collins says

    Noli Illegitemi non Carborundum!
    (Dont let the bastards grind you down)

  3. Andrew Fithall says

    The only times I have previously been to the Waterside Hotel were in the late ’70s / early ’80s at 6.00am. Is the dress requirement still black tie?

  4. @ Andrew Fithall. It probably wouldn’t hurt to have a pair of Painters and Dockers Union overalls under your suit.

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