How much does Phantom hate his team’s enemy?


by Bill Walker

How much do I hate my team’s enemy?

How much do I hate Rangers?

After listening to News Radio (BBC bit) at three in the morning and hearing that they had lost ten points I rose out of bed and immediately sent this greeting to the lads at the Ibrox.

 Greetings From Tasmania, Jimmy


  1. Are you wearing “bovver boots” there Phantom? You look scary.

  2. Great work Phantom. Love the disguise.

  3. Peter Baulderstone says

    Phantom and Ricky – what a pair of “old never say dies”. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
    In victory revenge, in defeat malice. It was ever thus in the jungle where the Phantom rules.

  4. Andrew Fithall says

    I happen to have some contrary evidence that Phantom can actually don the garb of his enemy.

  5. The one rivalry on which we agree. Go Phanto!!

  6. A pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Ibrox during last Saturday’s game. Police are trying to determine whether it was a missile or a takeover bid.

  7. I’ve no problems with this. None.

    Andrew E… great gag.

  8. Thanks Litz

    In a similar vein to Fox Footy, all Rangers games are now going to be showed exclusively on one station:

    The History Channel

  9. They are no longer considered the enemy since that ruthless public annexation in early October 2011 Andrew.

    They are now considered a satilite cat state.

    What you have is merely pictorial evidence of a benign conqueror’s envoy wearing the traditional ethnic garb of the subserviant while discussing peace talks with a willing collaborator at a neutral location.

    Should the evidence ever be leaked you will be visited by a masked man, with a dog called ‘Devil’, who will assist in the attitude adjustment process that would be required.

  10. With Rangers shot, now Celtic will have no one to play. As for Celtic fans, they play with themselves anyway :twisted:

    Hows Geelong & QPR :D

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