Beauty and the Billionaire
When Rupert strokes her golden locks
she jingles like a jewellery box.
When Rupert buys a diamond ring
her fiscal winters turn to spring.
When Rupert says he’s had enough
she walks away with half his stuff.
First published in Lighten Up.
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Damian Balassone is a failed half-forward flanker who writes poetry. He is the author of 'Strange Game in a Strange Land'.
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There was a young lady named Deng
Got hold of a billionaire’s dong
Once she was finished
He wasn’t worth spinach
And Jerry got not a song.
PS Do you know how hard it is to rhyme anything with pre-nup?
D-cup?
Poor Rupert just can’t get it up
Without protection from his pre-nup
There’ll be no more fkcs
If the money’s all Lachs
This pussy’s not sold for a pup
;Ha ha. I like it PB. Inspired by AJC’s suggestion, here’s one more:
ADVICE TO BILLIONAIRES
If her size is D cup
make her sign a prenup
if not, one day
your shame will be unfurled
on the front page
of the News of the World.
Love it. Very clever.
Excellent stuff, Damo!!
Cracker Damian! Ha!
All of the above is gold. Very clever. Out of my league, but wonder if some others can have a crack.
Thanks Kate, Smokie, Dips & Daryl. It certainly is a topic ripe for rhyme.