AFL Round 11 – Melbourne v Collingwood: The best place to use a tartan rug

Kevin Witham makes the long journey from Bemm River, deep in the heart of Gippsland, for the annual Queen’s Birthday encounter. The Melbourne supporters of his group decline to make the journey.

AFL Round 5 – Essendon v Collingwood: Opportunities Lost On and Off The Field

Kevin Witham is on the lookout for performance-enhancing drugs in the Frank Grey-Smith Bar of the MCC Members. But he is destined to a life of lettuce sandwiches.