History hates Fremantle

An unapologetic Matt Watson is unashamedly biased towards Victorian teams, so he wants Fremantle to lose the grand final. (He hopes Hawthorn doesn’t botch their chance but won’t be surprised if they do.)

Writers block during the finals: I blame KISS

Much to ponder – Chappy and the MRP, the Alvarez-Mayweather fight, the Kennett Curse – but an inability to put those thoughts on paper. KISS made a fortune out of writers block, why can’t Iron Mike?

AFL Finals Week 1 – Richmond v Carlton: The port stays sealed

Matt Watson inherited a bottle of Richmond’s 1980 premiership port, to be opened when the Tigers win another grand final. He’s not hopeful.

Flirting with form

Flirting with form, particularly so close to finals, is fraught with danger. Ross Lyon should know this more than most, he did it in 2009 with St.Kilda too.

War and peace – Essendon vs the AFL

(note to editor – War and Peace was written by Leo Tolstoy in the 1800s.  If Tolstoy wrote War and Peace in 2013, this would be his story…) The AFL was thrust into war in February, 2013.  As Colonel James Hird oversaw Essendon’s preseason training and plotted his conquest of the premiership, the AFL was beginning [Read more]

Brisbane Lions: No one is safe

The bloodshed at Brisbane isn’t over.

AFL Round 21 – Essendon v North Melbourne: Loss, what loss?

Essendon is under pressure like no club in the history of the game. It has affected the psyche of all involved.

Coburg: An oval for old men

Matt Watson joins Coburg for their final game of the season. A familiar story to all that have played (and wish they still were).

James Hird: Uber-cool

Have James Hird’s media performances this season been more Doc McCoy or Michael Corleone?

Michael Clarke: The averages are average

Michael Clarke is Australia’s luckiest captain since Graham Yallop. In any other era, it is doubtful he would be Australia’s captain.

To the father and the son

Which Ablett is better? Like all hypothetical questions, this one should be difficult to answer but Matt Watson says it isn’t.

Obituary: Season 2013

The Shinbone Spirit carried North Melbourne through pitiful decades and into defining eras. Matt Watson says Brad Scott has tried to kill it.

To walk or not to walk

Stuart Broad is a cheat. No argument can deny that fact. After cutting a ball to first slip in the first Ashes Test, Broad refused to walk. He failed in his duty of care to the game, his supporters and his legacy. But he is not alone.

Beating the curse

Those buying into the Kennett Curse have been duped. Those acknowledging the curse give it credibility. Hawthorn players and officials don’t buy into it. Nor do their Geelong counterparts.

Just me and footy

Matt Watson sits alone on the couch, wearing headphones and watching a recorded game, oblivious to the result. His thoughts drift to his childhood in Queensland and how changing priorities affect how you receive your footy fix.

Year of the farce

The doc gets to the root of Andrew Demetriou, sorry, the cappo di tutti capi’s problems. It’s not pretty.

Application for coach of Melbourne

Morayfield Might coach (and club legend) Linday Guinn has thrown his hat into the Melbourne coaching ring with this impressive letter to Peter Jackson. His resume speaks for itself.

Gary Ablett: Untouchable intimidation

Gary Ablett’s brilliance extends far beyond natural ability. He has an aura no one else has. It creates fear and uncertainty whenever the ball is close.

Hypocritical racism

Matt Watson recalls his first introduction to racism when, as an 11-year-old kid, he watched North fans abuse Rioli and Richmond fans abuse the Krakouer brothers. It made no sense to him. It still doesn’t.

Mental disintegration (or How to blow an unloseable lead)

There is a fine line between giving up and giving in. North Melbourne seems to have found it. It is the line that separates good sides from chokers.