When Alex Rance….

When Alex Rance

plays on Lance

he’s held at bay

by Razor Ray.


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About Damian Balassone

Damian Balassone is a delusional Collingwood supporter who writes poetry and fiction. He is the author of 'Strange Game in a Strange Land'.


  1. Stainless says

    Over the mark, push in the back
    Razor’s anything but slack
    But Lance is just a sooky hack
    Compared to our imperious Jack!

  2. Yvette Wroby says

    All I can say is that I’m smiling from this. And Stainless’s gem too.

  3. Love it DB.
    “Alex Rance
    given half a chance
    And his buddy Lance
    play most of the game
    In each other’s pants”

    “Whose to say
    that Razor Ray
    punishes affray
    or chooses moments
    for bantam display?”

  4. Poet Lorikeet says

    Beautiful work. Would love you to have a go at a rhyming verse that includes Kolodjashnij :)

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