Johnny Warren’s Wig

Johnny Warren may have worn a wig,

 

but everything he uttered I could dig.

 

Craig Foster sports Mourinho’s hair,

 

but gosh that squeaky voice I cannot bear.

 

 

 

 

About Damian Balassone

Damian Balassone is a delusional Collingwood supporter who writes poetry and fiction.

Comments

  1. Malby Dangles says:

    Nice one!
    Foss is OK though…analyses the game in a relatively succinct manner compared to our AFL plodders

  2. Phillip Dimitriadis says:

    Surely, Johnny didn’t wear a rug? He gave it a good rinse with Restoria, yes, but a peruke ?

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