The Thoughts of Lair-man Warne

John Harms responds to the first part of Warnie’s edict.

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About John Harms

JTH is a writer, publisher, speaker, historian. He is publisher and contributing editor of The Footy Almanac and He has written columns and features for numerous publications. His books include Confessions of a Thirteenth Man, Memoirs of a Mug Punter, Loose Men Everywhere, Play On, The Pearl: Steve Renouf's Story and Life As I Know It (with Michelle Payne). He appears (appeared?) on ABCTV's Offsiders. He can be contacted [email protected] He is married to The Handicapper and has three school-age kids - Theo, Anna, Evie. He might not be the worst putter in the world but he's in the worst four. His ambition was to lunch for Australia but it clashed with his other ambition - to shoot his age.


  1. JTH, what are the odds on Warne completing ‘Where is Australian cricket at? Part 2… ‘? He’s a good day over deadline already.

  2. Andrew Starkie says

    there’s nothing mysterious about Warney, Harmsy. Pretty simple guy, like most of us.

  3. How much will you let me on for at the $1.01 JTH? Very tempting to break my one golden rule of the last 5 years.
    “Intuitive” means knows what he is doing, but doesn’t know how or why he knows it.
    I’d rather listen to Anthony Mundine’s world views. More thoughtful and considered.

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