Scenes from Silly Point

Waddikee Oval on SA’s West Coast reminds me of Adelaide Oval. Apart from the Moreton Bay Figs, heritage-listed scoreboard, immaculate playing surface, world class player and spectator facilities, and fetching cathedral. It’s a nasty Saturday of blustery heat and flies like blackbirds. A chorus of thudding car doors announces the arrival of the Kimba Cricket Club, skippered by Phil “Klingy” Klingberg. Fifty overs per side is scheduled so with two evenly matched XI’s, play can stretch, languidly, from noon to well beyond seven.

Klingy wins the toss and bats. Waddikee is the reigning A grade premier. They have daunting bowlers and their fielding is Ponting-slick. Ours is a gallant innings. The men of Kimba are to grind it out; David Boon style. Veteran opening batsmen, Richard “Dickie” Clements, is bold. He combats the hostility, slices some sparkling shots through slips and accumulates an effervescent 11.

The middle order is secured by Klingy with a Steve Waugh classic; gritty and rousing; especially so on two hours sleep. He piles up 13. After an epic struggle of three quarters of an hour we are dismissed. We are bloodied and bruised. Like our page in the scorebook.

Kimba CC boasts a potent pace artillery including Marc “Soup Bones” Chapman, a gaunt version of Bruce Reid, and others who make Trevor Chappell’s over-arm action seem venomous. We are exactly unlike like Jeff Thomson. Waddikee is really going to have to dig deep to get our Bradmanesque 34.

Following a hearty lunch, we stride onto the crisp outfield to warm up. This is a significant game as spots in the top four are up for grabs in the four-club competition. We prepare to defend our total. Dickie wonders how his horses are going. Badly, we discover. Needed Waikikamukau in his Randwick treble. Klingy inhales two quick gaspers. An old cricket ball is slung around, and occasionally caught. Happily, no-one is injured. Someone shouts, “We only have ten fieldsmen”. The deserter is found. Suffering in his HD Holden, Craig “Nogsy” Nielsen is rudely resuscitated and restored to battle. We warn him against operating heavy machinery and put him at slip. We slap lazy flies away. This torrid duel continues.

Soup Bones is to open the attack. He is at the top of his run. It is longer than Fred Truman used to go on holiday. The grimy north wind hollers. Trying to anchor his clown feet, Soup Bones is desperate to not be blown through the southern goals, like a lost kite.

The Waddikee batsman tweaks his box and, behind the stumps, Klingy orchestrates his field like Churchill at Gallipoli. With an old ball Soup Bones bowls a few looseners to me at mid-on. We’re hoping he can push into the cyclone and actually reach the crease. In clear anticipation of a bright new Kookaburra six-stitcher he then hurls the old ball at the fence. He is pumped up. Well, as pumped up as Soup Bones gets. He is like a man with a tiger outside his gate, he not only couldn’t relax but he couldn’t relate. Now he can. Bowling man. With the left hand. Dig! He yells out to our captain, “Hey Klingy! Where’s the new ball?”

A defining moment follows. A time when kings take actions that unite and fortify subjects. What Klingy shouts back to Soup Bones is paradigm-shifting. As captain he is a leader. A prophet.

Soup Bones repeats into the gale, “Klingy, throw me the new ball.”

Klingy calls back, “New ball? Don’t be mad. They’re worth twenty bucks! That’s an extra slab of Southwark at the wind up!”

Ten blokes nod assent. An astute decision for the old ball spends most of its afternoon sun baking on the clubroom roof, adventuring into the prickly paddocks and like a grenade, exploding among the mixed doubles on the tennis courts. It, too, travels further than Fred Truman. In my brisk spell I am lofted through the goals by the Joyce boys for four majors. Cricket balls, surprisingly, enjoyed better working conditions in Medieval Yorkshire.

Batting practise by Waddikee elongates play to 1:30. Despite commencing ten minutes late and a considerable break between innings. With vital hydration stoppages we return to Kimba in the dark. Klingy and Soup Bones invite all into the pub for some richly earnt refreshment. In the merciless glare of Sunday morning those who have to, try to explain themselves. And yet again we make our dusty ways through to our Mondays. But, of course, at season’s end, having made the finals, we relish the bonus box of Southwark.

About Mickey Randall

Favourite film: The Shawshank Redemption Favourite song: Khe Sahn Favourite holiday destination: Gold Coast Favourite food: steak Favourite beer: VB Best player seen: Dogga Worst player seen: Frogga Last score on beep test: 3.14159 Favourite minor character in Joyce’s Ulysses: Punch Costello


  1. Michael.
    Thank-you for sharing your experience of losing honourably. The Australian Cricket team would do well to consider your thoughts. You also stirred my memories of ’70/’80’s summers watching Bruce Laird and Ric McCosker defend against the power of the West Indies. We’ve been winning too much lately. Gracious losing is better for the soul than arrogant winning, surely. Maybe I should sign up as a Dee’s member this year …….

  2. mickey randall says

    Thanks Hock. Winning or losing, some of my best times have been playing country cricket. The wide range of characters and abilities combined with the pace of the game has always been a rich source of both drama and comedy. Of course this is enriched by the off-field antics.
    Whilst our performance in India was dreadful ,we must remember that visiting sides rarely win there, and yes, it was a hiding, but India only did what any team should do, in any sport, at any level: win their home fixture.
    Good luck with the Dee’s this year; I reckon it must be time for them to turn the corner!

  3. Very evocative Mickey. It reminded me a little of one Sunday morning standing in the outfield of KM Bennett Oval, representing the Whyalla Steelers (it’s unlikely the founders were aware of any double entendre) squinting and leaning into a hot, gusty press of red filth blowing off the rocks and saltbush, regretting the last half dozen beverages of Saturday night’s routine. My newness to baseball and impaired brain functioning compounded my error in judgement as I ran towards a solidly struck meteor that, supported by the powerful following gale, failed unexpectedly to dip in the usual parabolic curve. I suddenly realised that I needed to raise my glove if I was to preserve my good looks, but, overtaken by gut imperative originating from years of Aussie Rules, I somehow compromised my posture into that of a classic chest mark. As I was feeling my back for an exit wound a “runner” (who was never actually seen to run), suggested I allow one of my team mates an opportunity to hone their skills in my place at Right Field.

  4. mickey randall says

    Thanks kevmak. Whyalla is a rich mine (!) of anecdotes and I look forward to sharing a few with you soon! Oh, and a beer.

  5. Malcolm Ashwood says

    V V Funny and a Great reminder that a lot of our fun times in sport are spent getting a thumping Sledging each other mercisssely Love some of your lines re Bradmanesquee
    34 ! I totally concur as a Coach re The New Ball re Cost v Beer ! Love the
    Fred Truemans mentions Entertaining as always Mickey

  6. mickey randall says

    Thanks Malcolm. Sport is always a rich source of theatre for me; sometimes dramatic, sometimes comic. Cricket is frequently populated by memorable characters, who loom larger than the action on the field!

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