GEELONG VERSUS COLLINGWOOD: A MONOSYLLABIC REVIEW FOR COLLINGWOOD FERALS.

GEELONG:

Handball, handball, handball, panic, handball, fumble, shake head.

Handball, panic, handball, interception, head in hands.

Handball, handball, tackle, spill, yell.

Handball, handball, handball, panic, long bomb, spoil, wale.

Handball, handball, slip over, clanger, mutter obscenities.

Handball, handball, panic, shank, on the full, cry.

Collingwood too bloody good.

Next year.

COLLINGWOOD:

Tackle, kick, mark, kick, goal, punch air.

Tackle, intercept, kick, goal, high five.

Tackle, smother, tackle, rebound, kick, mark, kick, goal, hug.

Tackle, tap, handball, kick, kick, goal, hug.

Tackle, tackle, kick, dribble, dribble, dribble, goal, erupt.

Tackle, loose ball, lucky bounce, gather, dodge, kick, goal, goal, goal, erupt, punch air, high five, hug, hug, cry.

Collingwood too bloody good.

Next week.