Almanac Poetry: ‘Ernie’ – Bill Wootton

Ernie
i
Ernie Hug was a back pocket
for The Pies in ‘65
but up front were his hands
With 28 centimetre spans
those hands enclosed the ball
when he clocked his marks
Ernie also handled prize bulls
drove a Rolls Royce to training
and represented Victoria
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I had him for years
rubber-banded with
other Scanlens mates
Avuncular Ernie clutching
a Ross Faulkner, gooby grin
like Andy Griffith
And somehow, like legends
EJ, Polly and Blue Barassi
Ernie got to be die cut,
his image poppable
by pressing on the flat card
with my tiny thumbs
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Post-footy, a tree pressed
on poor Ernie’s tractor
and he was dead at 34
bw
Apparently Neil Mann’s hands were even bigger, capable of holding two dozen eggs!
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Thanks for this, bw. I love a bit of hero worship and Ernie’s a great choice. Those hands – and the sudden unfairness of the last stanza. Beaut..