Almanac Life – #hourlydaily scenes of life: 14-20 August 2019

Below are snatches of #hourlydaily conversations from the past seven days; overheard here & there. A continuing series.

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Tu 20 Aug, 2019  #105

Two people fall towards one another; café.
-I love the way you do that.
-Do you? That’s very kind.
-I do. It’s your perspective. I just love it.
-And I love your wacky ideas. You’re crazy.
-I feel like I’m 22 again.
-22. Two ducks swimming.

 

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Mo 19 Aug, 2019  #104

Two people, waiting.
-I can’t believe he’s seeing your sister.
-I know.
-What are the chances? It’s like he’s stalking you.
-I know. It’s not good. Not good.

 

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Su 18 Aug, 2019  #103

Park. Two men.
-Good morning, mate.
-Ahh, yeah. Morning.
-You alright?
-Ahh well… I’m alright. Yeah. I’ll be fine.

 

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Sa 17 Aug, 2019 #102

Colleague; deconstructed.
-You’re having a mid-life crisis, Tom.
-It’s just a diet, Kate.
-It’s a midlife crisis.
-…
-I’ve never been on a diet and I never will. Life is about enjoying it; otherwise… what’s the point?
-Maybe.
-Look, Tom. Everything in moderation. Don’t deny yourself. Chocolate, alcohol, anything… moderation is the key. Enjoy it. It’s life.

 

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Fr 16 Aug, 2019  #101

Woman talks to robot; supermarket.
-Now what?
-Place item in the bagging area.
-I just did. Alright. I’ll do it again.
-Unexpected item in the bagging area. Please remove item before continuing.
-Are you kidding me?!?

 

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Th 15 Aug, 2019  #100

Two people, city, revealing themselves.
-Favourite album ever?
-Ever?
-Yeah. Come on.
-That’s easy. It’s Abbey Road.
-Haha. Such a cliché.
-Oh. Am I wrong?
-So many better options.
-OK. What’s yours?
-No way. I’m not saying.
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This is the 100th consecutive daily entry of #hourlydaily.

 

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We 14 Aug, 2019  #99

Park bench scene.
-Oh well there’s carrot, parsnip, turnip, swede… potato… all the things that don’t taste great on their own – celery- but when all together this soup is amazing.
-Right.
-Yeah I made a batch on Sunday. That will see me through the week.
-And what are these?
-Oh, I sprinkle these on top. They’re candy walnuts.

 

 

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Last week’s #hourlydaily

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Comments

  1. John Butler says

    ER, arguing with a robot about whether you actually did what you know you just did seems to sum up a lot about the sort of society we are building for ourselves.

    And Abbey Road still goes ok after 50 years.

    Cheers

  2. OBP as always making us think well played

  3. Thanks JB, thanks OBP.
    Strange world; getting stranger.

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